AWARDS REVEAL TITANS’ TALENTS

THE Frizzies Awards (after the Frizelle family) were invented by us to allow Titans players and officials to tell tales on each other. And the winners are …

The Robin Williams Award for Funniest – Anthony Don. A wild and crazy guy.

The Oscar Madison Award for Messiest – Kane Elgey (pictured with Georgie Oram). A legendary ability to create chaos.

The Felix Unger Award for Cleanest – Eddy Pettybourne. Spotless apparently.

The Mortein Award for Biggest Pest – Chris McQueen. Always buzzing around.

The Michael Jackson Award for Best Dancer – Ryan James. We’re all waiting for a moonwalk after a try.