Maroons mascot ready to hop on
“They talk about pressure. What about the pressure of having to continually come up with new moves to keep the crowd entertained? They talk about dominance. Look at the way I outshine that pathetic Cockroach match after match.
“And don’t get even get me started on toughness. I’d like to see Billy Slater get punched and kicked by the number of little brats I have over the years.”
Mr Toad said he would reconsider his threat to quit if a statue was erected in his honour at Suncorp Stadium.
“If Artie Beetson can get one for running out once for Queensland, surely I deserve one after doing so 110 times,” he said.
* Interview may be fictitious