TODAY’S BEST TEXTS

What a disaster for the poor Titans. Maybe the club should look to why they pay Jarryd Hayne all that money for a very poor effort. If you were in the team would you be happy busting your insides out for so much less money? – Peecee

Gay marriage bill won’t affect straight marriage. However changing what constitutes marriage will allow for further minority groups to claim their legal right ie: those who want polygamy and those who want to drastically lower the legal age of marriage. – Graz