TODAY’S BEST TEXT

More police needed between Canungra and Nerang. Idiots doing 100km/h in 60km/h zone 5.30am daily. Easy money to be made and chance to remove them from our roads before someone gets killed!

Why must self-absorbed people continue to blindly text while crossing the road? The car (or truck) will always win and you’ll not have even seen it coming! – Wilbur

The secret of long and happy marriage is not what you say, it’s what you don’t say.