TODAY’S BEST TEXT

Peter Dutton and his invalid legislative amendments that he can overrule the decisions of the AAT breaches the separation of powers doctrine. Orwellian in nature and Kafkaesque in operation. – Hallo

Meningococcal should be financed well before a plebiscite on same sex marriage. Why does this government not get its priorities in order? – Jillian

What’s with guys with ugly bushy beards? Your trashy tattoos are bad enough ... very unattractive. – Calista Cleanskin