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Not a fan of Malcolm but copping a barrage of abuse for holding (and kissing) his granddaughter and a beer is just pathetic. Knockers need to get a life and concentrate on bigger issues ’cos this isn't an issue at all. – BigDog Carrara

Nuatambu in the Solomon Islands, has lost 11 houses since 2011. This has been caused by sea level rises. We still have people living in their dream world thinking the human race is not having an impact on our planet. They write into the Bulletin every day. – Scuba