TODAY’S BEST TEXTS

Standing at the walk crossing waiting for the green man. While waiting I was looking at motorists. Believe it or not … I saw a red P-plate female driver go past and not using her iPhone! Yes, it's true. Maybe she was between calls?

All of this protesting and violence and not to mention the $122 million cost all because our prime minister and his cronies are too gutless to make a decision and let the people we pay in parliament have a vote without all of this nonsense. – Geoffrey