TODAY’S BEST TEXTS

So, how many Queenslanders are up out of bed enjoying the 5am sunshine, hundreds? And how many are in the dark by 6.30pm with the lights on, millions? – Roy

I’m over schoolies. Every time they come I can’t buy noodles because they devour ‘em like locusts. Mayor Tate do something. – Dot

Why can’t we vote that Melbourne Cup is a holiday in Qld? Half of Victoria takes Monday and Tuesday off and Qld can't even get a public holiday for the Tuesday.