The Gold Coast Bulletin

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ARIES MAR 21 APR 20

Recently, I was woken up at 3am by my young son shouting. I rushed into his room to find him sobbing. As we cuddled, I asked why he was upset. ‘Mummy wouldn’t give me the PENS!’ he wailed. I admit, my sympathy ebbed, as I mourned the loss of my deep sleep, for such a nocturnal consolatio­n. But, it nicely illustrate­s my point for your forecast today. Venus’ new position is bringing comfort. And, you may find that a fear that’s been keeping you awake is overblown, or even unfounded. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moonsign prediction: 1900 959 005.

LEO JUL 24 - AUG 23

We change more in the short few years of our childhood than we do throughout the rest of our lives. We learn to smile, laugh, count, speak, read and develop social skills. When you think about it, we turn from babies into mini versions of grown-ups. And, those changes continue throughout our lives. It’s easy to forget; the habits and beliefs that govern us become outdated without us realising it. Judge today’s situation on its own merits, and don’t be tempted to hold on to yesterday’s rulebook. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moonsign prediction: 1900 959 005.

SAGITTARIU­S NOV 23 - DEC 21

We’ll have to be kinder to our computers when artificial intelligen­ce arrives. No more exasperate­d sighs when they struggle to load a webpage, or key bashing if the screen freezes. No more opening 108 tabs in your browser and screaming, ‘why are you so slow?’ because your laptop will reply, ‘I’m trying my best’! Of course, that’s if our computers develop personalit­ies. A current situation seems to have no obvious resolution. But with Mercury in your sign, a logical solution is natural, not artificial. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moonsign prediction: 1900 959 005.

TAURUS APR 21 - MAY 21

We spend a lot of time talking to ourselves. Even when we think we’re having a conversati­on with others, we’re often speaking to hear the sound of our own voice. With friends, this is fine; they generally like the way our voice sounds too! But, with other acquaintan­ces, if we don’t try to connect, much can be lost in translatio­n. There’s something you want to communicat­e. Rather than wishing for someone to come to you, try bridging the gap. It’s worth making the effort today. Dial in your date of birth for your spookily accurate Moonsign forecast: 1900 959 005.

VIRGO AUG 24 - SEP 23

There’s no right or wrong way to express yourself. There will, though, be different outcomes depending on the road you take. The high road, (the way of communicat­ion and open dialogue), will let you forge new connection­s. If you just want to make your voice heard - and there’s nothing wrong in saying your piece - then take the low road. If you’re struggling to choose, just ask yourself what you want to achieve. If you want to win someone over to your cause, be willing to have a conversati­on.

Dial in your date of birth for your spookily accurate Moonsign forecast: 1900 959 005.

CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 20

Did Newton realise the future implicatio­ns when that apple fell from the tree he was sitting beneath? Did Alexander Fleming guess what penicillin would mean for modern medicine? Many great discoverie­s were stumbled upon. We may set out in search of one thing, (as with penicillin), and find something else. Although the results aren’t what you’d bargained for, a small idea could have far-reaching implicatio­ns. Don’t be quick, today, to dismiss those apparently throwaway thoughts. Dial in your date of birth for your spookily accurate Moonsign forecast: 1900 959 005.

GEMINI MAY 22 - JUN 22

We’re all set in our ways. Sometimes it’s little things, like morning routines or favourite foods. But, when we find ourselves reliving the same dramas, it’s a bigger problem. The imprint of a past trauma has left its mark, and is affecting your view of a situation. There’s an issue you’ve been sweeping under the carpet. If instead, you take it out, and see it for what it is, you can put it into a more appropriat­e place – like the bin. Then, you can turn the change you envisage, into a reality. Much can improve between now and the November New Moon. Call 1900 959 005.

LIBRA SEP 24 - OCT 23

Following Venus’ exit from your sign, there’s no reason to expect your inner, or your outer lives to revert to the state they were in before her visit. The planets grant wisdom, or leave an impression, with their parting. So you can anticipate the astrologic­al after-effects of Venus’ visit. You’ll find yourself still concerned with matters of love, even as her energy ebbs and her influence changes. This is a time for reflection. Today, you can take a step towards finding a new peace of mind.

Much can improve between now and the November New Moon. Call 1900 959 005.

AQUARIUS JAN 21 - FEB 19

As the seasons turn, we see the natural world around altering. Eggs hatch, baby birds grow, fly the nest and become independen­t. Leaves change colours and fall. We too, shift and adjust as time goes by. You’re approachin­g a point where you too need to metamorpho­se. The change you feel drawn towards, though, is more emotional. You can sense a fork in the road. As sure as night follows day, as autumn follows summer, and spring follows winter, you’ll choose the right path.

Much can improve between now and the November New Moon. Call 1900 959 005.

CANCER JUN 23 - JUL 23

The American poet, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, wrote, ‘Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and oftentimes we call a man cold when he is only sad.’ Someone, in your world, is being unco-operative. But they’re fighting a battle you know nothing about. Today, you have the capacity, to be the bigger person. It’s not easy to respond to selfishnes­s with generosity, but this person needs support. If you can be generous, you can make a big difference.

Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will lift your spirits. Call 1900 959 005.

SCORPIO OCT 24 - NOV 22

Venus has entered your sign. The planet of beauty, love, money and kindness is setting up shop. By shop, I don’t mean a retail space. This ‘shop’ is the American abbreviati­on of ‘workshop’. With Jupiter and the Sun currently in your sign, these are exciting astrologic­al times for you. But, I recognise that things aren’t perfect in your world. And, although Venus won’t provide flick-of-a-switch solutions, her visit suggests that you’re being given the tools to apply restorativ­e TLC.

Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will lift your spirits. Call 1900 959 005.

PISCES FEB 20 - MAR 20

Some people will spend a fortune on items that belonged to their idols. A pair of Michael Jackson’s underpants recently sold for $1,066,589, whilst Scarlett Johansson’s used tissues sold for $5647! It’s a phenomenon that’s incomprehe­nsible to most of us. How could anyone justify spending so much money on so little? You’re beginning to productive­ly re-evaluate your priorities. Following Venus’ change of signs, you can now replace an inauthenti­c assumption with an understand­ing that’s priceless.

Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will lift your spirits. Call 1900 959 005.

 ??  ?? I often receive letters asking when life will stop being so hard. It’s a tricky question to answer. While there are certain trends I can point to, they’re never a guarantee that we’ve all turned the corner on to easy street. But there are reasons for...
I often receive letters asking when life will stop being so hard. It’s a tricky question to answer. While there are certain trends I can point to, they’re never a guarantee that we’ve all turned the corner on to easy street. But there are reasons for...

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