TODAY’S BEST TEXTS

With reference to the latest citizenship garbage. Consider this: What if a politician was a result of an IVF program where the male donor was a Pom and the female donor was an Italian and the surrogate incubating woman was a Kiwi and the child-to-be was born in Oz … what is he or she? – The Constitutionalist

The Melbourne Cup is seen worldwide, it’s a great event but, really, we Australians are an absolute disgrace being seen drunk. Shows how disgusting people are. So disappointed.