TODAY’S BEST TEXTS

So Mayor Tom Tate wants another road to Brisbane ahead of finishing the southern end of the M1 if money isn’t available for both at same time. Perhaps if he drove from Mudgeeraba to Tugun daily for a week he would change his mind. The traffic problems to the north are mainly caused by accidents whereas down south it’s lack of lane capacity.

Being a dual citizen prevents you being a member of parliament but being a double idiot does not. Something wrong with our system. – Rocket