STORM CLOUDS ON GAY HORIZON

WE ASKED one of our gay friends if he was happy the same-sex marriage debate was now done and dusted.

“Yes,” he said. “I’m very happy but I can’t wait for the next stage.”

“What’s that?”

“The divorces,” he replied with a mischievous grin.

“The custody battles over who gets the cats, crockery, clothes, art works, lamps and even the linen will be simply epic. I love being gay but sad to say ‘we’ simply don’t do break-ups very well.”

And we thought it would be all sweetness and light. Let’s hope he is wrong.