Pollies have porn fixation

SLEAZY British pollies have made more than 24,000 attempts to access pornographic websites in the UK’s Houses of Parliament since the general election in June.

The figure of 24,473 attempts represents about 160 requests a day on average from computers and devices connected to the parliamentary network between June and October last year.

“All pornographic websites are blocked by Parliament’s computer network,” a spokesman said. “The vast majority of ‘attempts’ to access them are not deliberate.”