Hush Hush

Which Commonwealth Games gold medal winner switched from celebratory to panic at 4am yesterday in a nightclub after losing his photo accreditation? Athletes need it to get back into the Village — no exceptions — and it is unclear whether he found it.

Which band frontperson started their Avenue set with: “Do we have anyone from Cameroon in the bar?”

Which swaying Australian swim star looked hammered on a dancefloor at 4am yesterday?