The Gold Coast Bulletin

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ARIES MAR 21 - APR 20

Although we’re told talking to ourselves is a sign of insanity, the opposite is true. It’s the folk who don’t talk to themselves we should worry about! How on earth can we understand ourselves if we cut out the most obvious way of communicat­ing? We need to know how we think and feel. If we can’t get on with ourselves, how can we expect to get on with other people? As Mars and Uranus connect today, if you follow your own counsel, something that seems silly will start to make sense.

In a week of exceptiona­l cosmic activity, make the most of the excitement. Call 1900 959 005.

LEO JUL 24 - AUG 23

I love going to see stand-up comedy. It seems that the audience laughs the most when they’re led to expect a certain punchline, but, just as the joke comes to an end, there’s a surprising twist. Surprises, as long as they don’t make us upset or worried, are often funny. You’ve been coping with unexpected developmen­ts which have piled on the pressure. Yet, today’s cosmic climate brings a chance to recover from a challenge and rethink what’s possible. This process holds much to benefit you. In a week of exceptiona­l cosmic activity, make the most of the excitement. Call 1900 959 005.

SAGITTARIU­S NOV 23 - DEC 21

‘If something can go wrong, it will go wrong’, so says Murphy’s Law. Of course, since the law is definitely ‘something’ it can go wrong too! When that happens, perhaps what could potentiall­y go wrong, goes right! Although you could be tempted to take an abnormally glum view when facing a challengin­g situation today, the influence of your ruler, Jupiter, suggests you’re just one step away from a desirable developmen­t. When you have luck on your side, there’s no need to give in to your concerns. In a week of exceptiona­l cosmic activity, make the most of the excitement. Call 1900 959 005.

TAURUS APR 21 - MAY 21

Since there are two edges to the sword of truth, it needs to be handled with care. It can easily slip and, if we’re not careful, accidental­ly cut us. That’s why it should never be used as a weapon of attack. Even when used defensivel­y, it needs to be held with great care and used with sensitivit­y. The truth can be hurtful and, once spoken, it can’t be unsaid. Neverthele­ss, it’s what you need to hear right now. It’s also, what someone else needs to know. A confusing misconcept­ion can be ended.

In a week of exceptiona­l cosmic activity, maximise the potential delight. Call 1900 959 005.

VIRGO AUG 24 - SEP 23

There’s something that you want to tell someone. You have a concern on your mind that you need to share in order to get rid of. There’s a clear sense that once you’ve told your version of events, you’ll feel calm and be able to watch a dramatic situation resolve in a peaceful manner. Yet, your logic assumes the other person is ready to hear what you’ve got to say. Rather than risk polarising an argument, allow some time to pass. Then the right outcome will be yours.

In a week of exceptiona­l cosmic activity, maximise the potential delight. Call 1900 959 005.

CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 20

When it comes down to scientific fact, what seems solid is not. Glass, for example, is actually a viscous liquid. I’ve even read that very old panes of glass are slightly thicker at the bottom of the window! I mention this because it’s a good example of how we don’t always know for sure what we’re dealing with. Although it may seem as if something is set in stone, it’s much more malleable than it appears. The Grand Trine indicates that a stagnant situation can be shifted to a healthier place.

In a week of exceptiona­l cosmic activity, maximise the potential delight. Call 1900 959 005.

GEMINI MAY 22 - JUN 22

A skilful thief is able to break in without actually breaking anything or leaving a trace of their entry. Thus, the residents just assume the missing item has been misplaced. They may never even realise that they’ve been burgled. On the other hand, a messy burglar leaves very clear signs of their robbery. Neither experience is on your horizon, yet you may well be overlookin­g a scenario in which you’re being taken advantage of. If you suspect something is wrong, follow your hunch.

In a week of exceptiona­l cosmic activity, make the most of the excitement. Call 1900 959 005.

LIBRA SEP 24 - OCT 23

Clouds may look like cotton wool, but they sometimes belie their fluffy appearance. They get between us, and the Sun, and cast shadows, which are just as dark as the patches caused by something solid. When we’re under a huge shadow, we can’t tell what’s causing it. We might not even be aware that we’re in it. But our moods will be affected by the lack of light. If you’re feeling as if an aura of gloominess is lurking in your world, you can blow it away, with surprising ease today.

In a week of exceptiona­l cosmic activity, make the most of the excitement. Call 1900 959 005.

AQUARIUS JAN 21 - FEB 19

In those challengin­g times when it seems as if you have little room to make a choice, nothing seems to matter as much as reaching a position of greater power. Yet, when you’re in such a position, it doesn’t take long to realise power is not the answer to everything. Today’s cosmic alignments suggest that, in order to manifest what you really need, you have to let go of your need to control. This may sound like a contradict­ion! Yet, in letting go of your idea of freedom, you’ll find you’re really free. In a week of exceptiona­l cosmic activity, make the most of the excitement. Call 1900 959 005.

CANCER JUN 23 - JUL 23

As a T-square forms in the sky, the cosmos is urging you to have faith in yourself. Trust that you’re in your current situation for a reason and that there’s something amazing coming out of it. What seems to be awkward or challengin­g needs to be overlooked, because beyond the problem lies an opportunit­y. If you can focus on what’s positive, desired and possible, you can easily cope with this situation. Just because other people can’t deal with it, doesn’t mean that you can’t. Believe in yourself!

In a week of exceptiona­l cosmic activity, maximise the potential delight. Call 1900 959 005.

OCT 24 - NOV 22

With Venus in your sign, your financial situation isn’t as worrisome as you’ve been led to believe. With the planet of abundance creating a T-square today, there’s a suggestion of stability on your horizon. Interestin­gly, this is likely to be the result of a developmen­t that comes out of a chaotic and unlikely situation. A scenario is developing which may feel out of your control; yet there are things going on behind the scenes which are going to be beneficial. Your outlook is on the up.

In a week of exceptiona­l cosmic activity, maximise the potential delight. Call 1900 959 005.

PISCES FEB 20 - MAR 20

When little kids play hide and seek, they think they’ll become invisible just by putting their hands over their eyes! You might be tempted to try making something go away by pretending that it’s not there today. Yet sometimes, just looking at, and acknowledg­ing the reality of a challengin­g situation is enough to change it. And, sometimes, if you direct your attention towards something pleasurabl­e and inspiring, you’ll find that what was so problemati­c has changed for the better.

In a week of exceptiona­l cosmic activity, maximise the potential delight. Call 1900 959 005.

 ??  ?? As Mars makes its last pass in a series of tense relationsh­ips with Uranus today, it feels like the final episode of soap opera. The atmosphere is so electric, no wonder there’s a sense of a dramatic crescendo. But with Venus’ involvemen­t opposite Uranus creating an astrologic­al T-square alignment, there’s a valuable, pleasurabl­e and stylish aspect to this confluence of events. It asks us to do something exciting, different and daring. Mars’ growing link to Jupiter suggests we’re in for quite an adventure.Teletopia. Max call cost $1.32 per minute, including GST. Higher charges from mobiles/payphones may apply. Customer care: 1300 366 702.
As Mars makes its last pass in a series of tense relationsh­ips with Uranus today, it feels like the final episode of soap opera. The atmosphere is so electric, no wonder there’s a sense of a dramatic crescendo. But with Venus’ involvemen­t opposite Uranus creating an astrologic­al T-square alignment, there’s a valuable, pleasurabl­e and stylish aspect to this confluence of events. It asks us to do something exciting, different and daring. Mars’ growing link to Jupiter suggests we’re in for quite an adventure.Teletopia. Max call cost $1.32 per minute, including GST. Higher charges from mobiles/payphones may apply. Customer care: 1300 366 702.

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