YOUR STARS

April Fools’ Day came a little early to the celestial realms, since Mercury (representing ideas, clarity and communication) finished staggering backwards across the sky while fusing with illusory Neptune last week. But Mercury’s links with the dreamlike p

ARIES MAR 21 — APR 20

How tired are you feeling? How drained are your energy stores? Do you feel a sense of disappointment? Have your expectations been raised only to be let down with a bang? Did you allow this to happen because you let yourself believe in a dream? As Mercury and Neptune prepare to link, they energise the potential for a dream to come true. If you really have managed to let go of something that you’ve been clinging on to, you’re in a brilliant position to take advantage of this opportunity. Understand what’s happening in your horoscope and assure success in April. Call 1900 959 005.

LEO JUL 24 — AUG 23

Shhh! Don’t say anything! Let’s keep our voices down so that no one can hear. If there’s a chance that anyone’s looking over your shoulder, move to somewhere where you won’t be overlooked. Right. The news is that you’ve moved into a position where you have the upper hand. This means that you can let go of your feelings of anxiety and doubt; they are no longer appropriate. So, it’s okay for you to go ahead and do what you’ve been secretly wanting to do. Go on … make your move. Hear the excellent news in your NEW April prediction. Call 1900 959 005.

SAGITTARIUS NOV 23 — DEC 21

There’s something comforting about repetition. Even if we don’t especially like the action, going through a series of familiar motions can be therapeutic. Since we find uncharted waters, untested plans and unproven theories unsettling, we don’t jump ship unless there’s a severe flaw in our current plan. And, if we’re reluctant to embrace individual change, we’re even more unwilling to do it as a community. Recent events indicate the need for a more straightforward approach to a shared problem. April is the month you’ve been waiting for. Get the good news. Call 1900 959 005.

TAURUS APR 21 — MAY 21

We all hide parts of our personalities within our psyche. We all experience inner emotions that we contain rather than convey. It seems that you’ve been using up a lot of energy trying to dampen a fire that’s yearning to be expressed. This is connected to a problem which you think is unsolvable. Yet, as the link between the two becomes more obvious, it’s clear that, by expressing what you feel, and exploring what you’re attempting to ignore, you’ll discover the way to free yourself from a tired routine. In your forecast for April discover great things for the month ahead. Call 1900 959 005.

VIRGO AUG 24 — SEP 23

You’re no slave to fashion. You march to the beat of your own drum and are not about to be swayed by the current trend for neon, oversized hats or extravagantly pleated bags — and certainly not all three together! But that’s not to say that you don’t keep an eye out for what’s changing. And you’re keenly aware of what’s influencing, swaying and persuading the people around you. In order to achieve your goal, today, you might need to play up an interest in something that doesn’t usually excite you. Your NEW April forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make: 1900 959 005.

CAPRICORN DEC 22 — JAN 20

What could be more appealing than the idea of a comfy rocking chair, a lovely balcony, with a pile of great novels beside you? You could spend your time watching the clouds pass by as you sip your favourite drink. Aah … if only …. Yet perhaps one day, in the not too distant future, genetic engineering will enable us to clone ourselves so that we can be in more than one place at the same time! Meanwhile, back in reality, you have more than the skills you need to cope with all that’s going on in your world. I’ve got lots to tell you about April — and you’re going to like it. Call 1900 959 005.

GEMINI MAY 22 — JUN 22

When there isn’t enough time in the day to do everything you need to do, it’s not always wise to steal more time from the night. Sleep is essential. So, by the way, is time for resting and relaxing. Working too hard and operating too fast forces us to make compromises and risk losing our powers of discrimination. Then, we end up over-complicating simple things. As your ruler Mercury prepares to link to Neptune, don’t overlook an easy solution to a current problem. Keep a clear head today. April is the month you’ve been waiting for. Get the good news. Call 1900 959 005.

LIBRA SEP 24 — OCT 23

How would it feel if, like a king or queen, a picture of your face were printed on paper money? Every time you collected cash from a dispenser, you’d see pictures of yourself staring back at you. Would it make you feel as if you had the right to own more of it than other people? Sometimes we think that something belongs to us when it doesn’t. There’s a chance of that happening today. Sometimes it’s better to let go of responsibilities. You don’t have to own something to be able to enjoy it. Understand what’s happening in your horoscope and assure success in April. Call 1900 959 005.

AQUARIUS JAN 21 — FEB 19

The only thing harder than keeping someone happy, is working out how to make them happy in the first place. And working out whether it’s possible to do so without making someone else unhappy. If only there were a streamlined way of meeting everyone’s needs at the same time. Well, I’ve got good news for you! There is! And, though it’ll take some time, you have the tools at hand. In the meantime, you’re going to have to maintain your balancing act. Stay alert. You’re more than in control. Hear the excellent news in your NEW April prediction. Call 1900 959 005.

CANCER JUN 23 — JUL 23

Over time, people who live by railway lines, or construction sites develop the ability to tune out the sound. This is worth bearing in mind as your attention is drawn to an issue that you’ve been strategically ignoring. Although it might not be as obvious as a loud noise, it doesn’t demand a radical response. The awkwardness you’re feeling is part of a process of realisation. As awareness fully settles in, don’t be tempted to leap into action. Patience will bring remarkable improvements. I’ve got lots to tell you about April — and you’re going to like it. Call 1900 959 005.

OCT 24 — NOV 22

It’s not just lazy folk who like the idea of lying around not doing very much. Wise people can be equally drawn to inactivity. In our crazily busy world, appreciation of the art of doing nothing has all but disappeared. Yet, it’s often the best thing to do. As you now contemplate a seemingly confusing number of solutions to a problem, it could well be the case that the cleverest move would be to let some time pass. If you give yourself permission to stand back and observe, you’ll see what you need to do. In your forecast for April discover great things for the month ahead. Call 1900 959 005.

PISCES FEB 20 — MAR 20

Deception is a bit like quicksand. The more we struggle to extricate ourselves from a tricky situation, the more dangerously trapped we become. Unfortunately, the path to truth is no less treacherous. Our world is a web of truths, halfremembered falsehoods, beliefs, and ideologies, many of which are founded on outlandish assumptions and misinterpretations. In order to decipher all of this, we first have to give ourselves up to the confusion. Only then will clarity finally emerge. Your NEW April forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make: 1900 959 005.