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ARIES MAR 21 - APR 20

Teething is a painful experience - for both child and parent alike. But it’s a natural and vital process; imagine dooming your child to a gummy, toothless life just because you wanted to save them some discomfort! That would be no act of kindness. You’re in the process of a similar period of transition. Soon, the cosmos will allow you to emerge unscathed and victorious but, in the meantime, you just need to hang on in there. Don’t confuse a passing concern with a permanent problem. April is the month you’ve been waiting for. Get the good news. Call 1900 959 005.

LEO JUL 24 - AUG 23

We tend to think of movie and TV stars, the legends of sport, and business entreprene­urs as people who epitomise selfassura­nce. It’s hard for us to imagine that such folk ever suffer from self-doubt. Of course, they (like all human beings) are sensitive to criticism. They worry that they’re only ever as good as their last hit show or financial success. The truth is that everyone’s entitled to make errors of judgment. You’re nowhere near as close to getting something wrong as you think. Understand what’s happening in your horoscope and assure success in April. Call 1900 959 005.

SAGITTARIU­S NOV 23 - DEC 21

Although the current problem falls well within the remit of your expertise, you can’t claim familiarit­y with its every twist and turn. There are details that you still need to know — and parading about as though you have the answers is not the way to go about getting them! Be prepared to retrace your footsteps. And, while you’re at it, retrace those of the people around you. Could something have been misinterpr­eted? As Mercury and Neptune link, casting a fresh eye over old material may prove invaluable. Hear the excellent news in your NEW April prediction. Call 1900 959 005.

TAURUS APR 21 - MAY 21

The line between fantasy and reality is less clear than we think. A classic example of this was the confusion created by Orson Welles’ radio dramatisat­ion of the HG Wells’ The War of the Worlds. Its effect on the American listening public was so dramatic that it caused millions of people to believe that they were being invaded by Martians. This, of course, wasn’t the case then and never will be! As Mercury and Neptune align, you may find yourself bewildered by a situation that is far from true. I’ve got lots to tell you about April - and you’re going to like it. Call 1900 959 005.

VIRGO AUG 24 - SEP 23

There are some places in the world where emergency services are split into ‘non-urgent’ and ‘urgent’. The problem comes with drawing a distinctio­n between the two. My idea of an emergency probably differs from yours. When something in your life is really urgent, at least you know that it’s really urgent! It has to go to the top of the list. It’s not so clear what to prioritise when a situation is just bubbling rather than boiling. How bad will it be if you don’t take swift action today? Things aren’t as hot as they seem. In your forecast for April discover great things for the month ahead. Call 1900 959 005.

CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 20

If you’re doing your absolute best then there’s no reason to be giving yourself a hard time. There’s no more that you can do. Trying to do more than your best means pushing yourself beyond what you’re able to do and risks undoing some of the good work that’s already been done. People under pressure sometimes end up doing their worst, rather than their best work. Your best bet now is to take something off your plate and create some space. Put your trust in the universe today; you’ll be well rewarded. Your NEW April forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make: 1900 959 005.

GEMINI MAY 22 - JUN 22

You have a fantastic opportunit­y. A wide range of legitimate options are now yours for the taking. You do, however, need a good reason to make your choice. And, unfortunat­ely, neither ‘because I can’, or ‘because it’ll make things easier’ are valid answers. It’s important to be sure that you’re not simply papering over a crack that could turn into crevasse further down the line. While a quick fix is appealing, you have the chance to fix a tricky situation once and for all. A little faith will take you far today. Hear the excellent news in your NEW April prediction. Call 1900 959 005.

LIBRA SEP 24 - OCT 23

I was watching the classic film, The Wizard of Oz, with my son the other day. It really has stood the test of time. Remember the Tin Man, who wanted a heart because he didn’t think he had one? By the end of the movie, it’s apparent that he had always been full of heartfelt emotions; he’d just somehow managed to keep them locked away. We all have gifts that we fail to recognise. Then, something changes and we’re able to understand ourselves with new insight. Don’t overlook your talents today. April is the month you’ve been waiting for. Get the good news. Call 1900 959 005.

AQUARIUS JAN 21 - FEB 19

When we lose interest in something, it’s rarely because we’ve learnt everything there is to know. It’s because we’ve reached saturation point. We’ve stopped taking in new informatio­n. We’ve stopped seeing the point of learning more. If, on the other hand, we care passionate­ly about someone - or something - we find a way to push on, and unlock a whole realm of new opportunit­y and discovery. The cosmos is giving you the opportunit­y to revise a decision about where you should draw a line in the sand. Understand what’s happening in your horoscope and assure success in April. Call 1900 959 005.

CANCER JUN 23 - JUL 23

The French have a saying: ‘The more things change, the more they stay the same.’ They’ve been saying it since before the days of the revolution. They said it while Napoleon ruled, and they’re saying it under Macron. So, it must be true! You’ve invested a lot of time trying to change something recently. Yet no matter how much you try to make adjustment­s, things seem to slip back into the same old routine. Perhaps that’s not as bad as you fear. Living with things as they are might be better than you think. Your NEW April forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make: 1900 959 005.

SCORPIO OCT 24 - NOV 22

As with so many things, in order for your current project to succeed, it’s going to involve a bit of give and take. To secure the expertise or assistance you require, you’ll need to adapt your plan to incorporat­e and accommodat­e someone else’s ideas and concerns. Yet this needn’t mean handing over the reins. Compromise where you can, and don’t be afraid to put your foot down when the time comes. This, after all, is your plan. Make sure too, that you don’t accidental­ly pay too high a price for help. I’ve got lots to tell you about April - and you’re going to like it. Call 1900 959 005.

PISCES FEB 20 - MAR 20

Here is an announceme­nt: despite everything you might be reading, or hearing, things aren’t as bad as you feared. Nor are they going to get that way. The good news, is that this is the first of many positive bulletins that you’re about to receive. With Venus in your sign, if you’re seeking encouragem­ent, you’ll find it. If it’s emotional comfort you’re after, it’s on its way. Even your financial situation is moving towards greater stability. These things may not be instantane­ous, but they’re on their way. In your forecast for April discover great things for the month ahead. Call 1900 959 005.

 ??  ?? Why Do Fools Fall In Love? That was what Frankie Lymon asked in his 1956 pop classic. It seems that we’ve always known that even the sharpest minds can be prone to the intoxicati­on of romantic idealism. Today, following April Fools’ Day, trusting Venus and controllin­g Pluto make a tense alignment. They create an energy of awareness, as hidden informatio­n now becomes available and easier to interpret. Since they promise insight and hope, we might rather like the journey this relationsh­ip brings.
Teletopia. Max call cost $1.32 per minute, including GST. Higher charges from mobiles/payphones may apply. Customer care: 1300 366 702.
Why Do Fools Fall In Love? That was what Frankie Lymon asked in his 1956 pop classic. It seems that we’ve always known that even the sharpest minds can be prone to the intoxicati­on of romantic idealism. Today, following April Fools’ Day, trusting Venus and controllin­g Pluto make a tense alignment. They create an energy of awareness, as hidden informatio­n now becomes available and easier to interpret. Since they promise insight and hope, we might rather like the journey this relationsh­ip brings. Teletopia. Max call cost $1.32 per minute, including GST. Higher charges from mobiles/payphones may apply. Customer care: 1300 366 702.

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