The Gold Coast Bulletin

YOUR STARS

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ARIES MAR 21 – APR 20

The New Moon, forming in your sign, is offering you an upgrade. Somewhere in your life, a tired arrangemen­t can be revitalise­d. This is unexpected. Since you’ve been trying, unsuccessf­ully, to modify a difficult situation for a while, you’re naturally suspicious of any kind of improvemen­t. Yet there are no strings attached to progress. It suits everyone. Accept it as a gift and use it to shed light on a better way to use the resources available to you. Gratitude will bring you more satisfacti­on. Hear the excellent news in your April prediction. Call 1900 959 005.

LEO JUL 24 – AUG 23

When this extraordin­ary piece of rock we live on was created, I wonder if anyone did a risk assessment. It would be an extraordin­ary presentati­on to make to a board of directors: ‘We’re going to make this huge ball, with a molten core which will spin at about a thousand miles per hour. It will be covered in a mixture of liquids and solids.’ It sounds like a health and safety nightmare! Surely no one would ever get away with such a crazy propositio­n. Yet here we are. You don’t need to be so cautious today. April is the month you’ve been waiting for. Get the good news. Call 1900 959 005.

SAGITTARIU­S NOV 23 – DEC 21

You need to push the button. Turn a key. Open a door or throw the switch. But, what will happen if you don’t follow the usual protocol? Nothing. Nothing at all. There can be no doubt that you know what’s expected of you. It’s just that, for some inexplicab­le reason, you’re determined to flout the rules today. So, be my guest. Go for it. Seriously … make your stand. But what point do you expect to prove? Since you know what needs to be done … and you know how to do it, isn’t it best just to go for it? Understand what’s happening in your horoscope and assure success in April. Call 1900 959 005.

TAURUS APR 21 – MAY 21

I’ve just been reading The Magic Porridge Pot to my son. It’s the story of a child who says magic words over a pot which then produces an abundance of porridge. What more could we ever need! In fact, there’s just such a pot buried within you. If you put love and hope into it, you get more in return than you know what to do with. And, if you accidental­ly allow fear to fall in, you just need to top it up with more positivity! As the New Moon forms, do that and watch your outlook improve. Your April forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make: 1900 959 005.

VIRGO AUG 24 – SEP 23

You’d like an explanatio­n for why things have turned out the way they have. It would be helpful to know where the turning points were and if any lessons can be learned. But these are early days. It’s impossible to cast a calm and critical eye over a story that hasn’t yet finished unfolding. As long as you hold that clearly in your mind, you already understand all that you need to know. As the New Moon forms in the sky, any remaining areas of confusion will dissipate. It just needs a little more time. I’ve got lots to tell you about April – and you’re going to like it. Call 1900 959 005.

CAPRICORN DEC 22 – JAN 20

Everyone has their reasons for not doing something. We’re all adept at justifying our motives for making a particular choice. We don’t have any problem explaining why we’ve adopted a particular attitude and then insist that we did the right thing, no matter what. Yet, when we’re listening to someone tell their version of events, we easily find fault with their argument. As the New Moon forms, it seems that you’re wise not to trust everything you’re being told. But someone deserves to be attentivel­y listened to. In your forecast for April discover great things for the month ahead. Call 1900 959 005.

GEMINI MAY 22 – JUN 22

No wonder you’re feeling a degree of reluctance. It’s perfectly natural. Showing wisdom and caution shows that you’re carefully considerin­g a propositio­n. Neverthele­ss, it’s worth checking to see whether you’re so wary of upsetting the apple cart that you’re ignoring the apples at the bottom which are turning rotten. After all, the last thing you need is a lot of cider vinegar! If you sense that something’s ‘not quite right’, you’re right to follow your hunch. Don’t put off anything that you can do today. Understand what’s happening in your horoscope and assure success in April. Call 1900 959 005.

LIBRA SEP 24 – OCT 23

Model makers put their creations together painstakin­gly, tiny piece by tiny piece. Sculptors, on the other hand, work on a single piece of material, carving, chipping and smoothing until their imagined shape emerges. It’s a different propositio­n. One misplaced tap and your entire work could be ruined. Though you might be feeling that you’re making slow progress you need to keep chipping away. The New Moon, in your opposite sign suggests that, the shape of success is starting to emerge. Hear the excellent news in your April prediction. Call 1900 959 005.

AQUARIUS JAN 21 – FEB 19

There’s an old saying that says, ‘what goes up, must come down’. But what if it doesn’t stay down? What happens if the process keeps repeating itself? Well, then it isn’t going up or down at all! It’s bouncing! We’d never look at a yoyo and think, ‘wouldn’t it be better if it was up, instead of down?’ because, before we could even finish the thought, it would be up again! The same is true of your current situation. Things will be back to normal after the New Moon. In the meantime, relax. April is the month you’ve been waiting for. Get the good news. Call 1900 959 005.

CANCER JUN 23 – JUL 23

Being so sensitive can bring problems. Sometimes, you pick up more informatio­n than you’re comfortabl­e with; identifyin­g with other peoples’ anxieties and worries means that you can get lost in their troubles and lose sight of yourself. That’s when you start to take on more than you should. Today, your feelings of empathy are so affecting your judgment that you’re at risk of forgiving someone for doing something that was not okay. Forgiving does not mean forgetting. Learn from this and move forwards. In your forecast for April discover great things for the month ahead. Call 1900 959 005.

OCT 24 – NOV 22

Experts argue about the number of years that our universe has been in existence. They all agree that it’s been here for billions, though. I don’t suppose much would change if we knew the precise date of creation. Surely, what’s important, is that it’s here, right here and now, and that you, and the people you care about, are all present at the same time. If we really want to understand what’s going on, we’d be better off appreciati­ng what’s happening under our noses. There’s a lot to enjoy today. Your April forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make: 1900 959 005.

PISCES FEB 20 – MAR 20

In today’s world, people seem to get away with disrespect­ing other folk on a daily basis. There’s so much injustice and greed that we’re in danger of accepting them as a normal part of our lives. But while such attitudes might bring ‘success’, they certainly don’t bring happiness. People who live this way lack sensitivit­y and sincerity. Don’t be seduced into considerin­g your conscience a weakness. It’s the most powerful tool in your arsenal. Follow your instincts and you won’t go wrong. I’ve got lots to tell you about April – and you’re going to like it. Call 1900 959 005.

Hi Oscar, Can a New Moon be a Supermoon? Yours, Gemma. Hi Gemma, A New Moon represents planting the seed of a new cycle; the size of the actual seed doesn’t determine the potential for growth. So while a Full Supermoon indicates that the culminatio­n of a process will be fulfilling, a New Supermoon holds just as much hope; it’s just that the onus is on us to provide the nourishmen­t and energy to push projects and plans through to completion. Yours, Oscar Teletopia. Max call cost $1.32 per minute, including GST. Higher charges from mobiles/payphones may apply. Customer care: 1300 366 702.

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