The Gold Coast Bulletin

YOUR STARS

- WITH OSCAR CAINER WWW.CAINER.COM

There are many ways to rebel. Throwing Molotov cocktails and storming barricades aren’t mandatory activities for all revolution­aries. Some people spend their entire lives in quiet rebellion. They’re polite; they work normal jobs, and they disrupt the status quo with their innovative outlook. As Mars and Uranus encourage one another they bring an aura of bright new enthusiasm. Breakthrou­ghs are possible. But efforts need to be intelligen­tly focused in order to create anything more than just a flash in the pan.

ARIES MAR 21 - APR 20

If you act as though you’re powerful, people with power will hand some of it to you. It’s not easy to summon that kind of confidence, though, especially when you’re fixated on a mistake. Yet, when we focus so intensely on what went wrong that we fail to consider the broader picture, we make more errors. What’s more, there’s every chance that yesterday’s ‘error’ might turn out to be a stroke of genius. Don’t be rash, but as Mars links to Uranus, you can have confidence in what the future holds. Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 1900 959 005.

LEO JUL 24 - AUG 23

Some decisions are too important to decide on the flip of coin or on the opinions of a baying mob. If that were the case, we could just sack all judges and juries. Whilst our modern world is certainly not perfect, it is, fortunatel­y, more civilised than that. You may have found yourself in the position of having to decide the merits of two or more competing arguments. As Mars and Uranus link, you need to approach this delicate scenario with deep understand­ing and kindness, even in the face of conflict. You don’t need to worry about the future! Call 1900 959 005.

SAGITTARIU­S NOV 23 - DEC 21

My son and his mates are going through that ‘look at me’ phase. ‘Look! I’m on top of the climbing frame! Look! I’ve eaten my apple first’. Some of us don’t grow out of this mentality. Although you don’t seek endless attention, you certainly know what to do to increase your chances of getting it! Your charm and openness mean that people naturally notice what you do; and you enjoy making sure that there’s something for them to notice! Today, just remember that being yourself is good enough. For important news about the big changes due in your life, call 1900 959 005.

TAURUS APR 21 - MAY 21

Sure, it’s important to keep a practical head on your shoulders and always know your limits. It’s just that today, with Venus nicely settled into your sign, and Mars and Uranus adding some sparkle to your mood, you don’t want to sell yourself too short. There will always be bills to be paid and expectatio­ns to be filled. But this doesn’t mean you should overlook your feelings, or lock your dreams away in the back of your mind. It’s time to honour the passion you desire to express. It is sincere. You don’t need to worry about the future! Call 1900 959 005.

VIRGO AUG 24 - SEP 23

The saying ‘if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,’ is beautiful in its simplicity. But what happens when the situation is less clearcut? What if it’s working... but only just? Or if it’s breaking... but not quite broken? There comes a time when we need to quit whilst we’re still ahead. Your sense of timing is of the essence now. Since there’s only so far you can go along a certain route, you need to know when to push on and when to pull back. As Mars and Uranus link, they’ll inspire you. You’ll know what to do. For important news about the big changes due in your life, call 1900 959 005.

CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 20

Are car manufactur­ers and osteopaths in each other’s pockets? If not, surely there would be a better way of getting out of our cars? Hang on a minute! I’m using this as an example of how it’s possible to get carried away with silly conspiracy theories! If we’re not careful, we can apportion blame where none exists. You’re making connection­s and coming to assumption­s that are not based on facts. Observe closely today and you’ll understand why something has turned out the way it has. Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 1900 959 005.

GEMINI MAY 22 - JUN 22

Some people love being scared. They’re happy to spend their time touring terrifying theme parks or watching horror movies. If they need to save the pennies, they’ll happily stay at home, watching scary shows on TV and dreaming of even more horrifying pastimes. It’s a free world – they can do as they wish. There’s no rule that forbids you from going into a state of panic and letting your fears run away with you today. But, with Mars and Uranus creating a buzz of energy, focus instead on what you can do. For important news about the big changes due in your life, call 1900 959 005.

LIBRA SEP 24 - OCT 23

We all like to know where we stand – unless, of course, the position we’re in is not where we want to be. You could, for example, be standing on a shifting sea of sand where nothing ever takes root. Imagine if that were the reality and that any efforts to gain understand­ing, or change things were wasted. The energy created by Mars and Uranus gifts you with the insight to know why you don’t need to waste any more of your time seeking an explanatio­n. You’re exactly where you need to be. Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 1900 959 005.

AQUARIUS JAN 21 - FEB 19

You know about Murphy’s Law? It’s the notion that if anything can go wrong, then it will go wrong. Yet, as I like to point out, this means that Murphy’s Law itself, can - and does - go wrong. And when it does, anything that could go wrong, doesn’t go wrong. So as laws go, it’s unreliably reliable! Today, you can treat with disdain any other ‘logical’ reasons that purport to keep you out of trouble. The more safety procedures you employ, the more you’ll complicate an easy path to success. You don’t need to worry about the future! Call 1900 959 005.

CANCER JUN 23 - JUL 23

When we don’t know how to cope with a big issue, it’s surprising how often we manage to ignore it and focus all our worry on trivial matters. Before we know it, we’re invested in arguments over petty topics that are really of no significan­ce at all. We might find ourselves debating the difference between purple and orange carrots, whilst entire allotments disappear. There’s a strong possibilit­y that you’re being distracted from making an important choice today. You need to see the bigger picture. Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 1900 959 005.

SCORPIO OCT 24 - NOV 22

If the journey through life takes place in a vehicle, do you have control of the steering? How does it respond to your commands? Does it feel wobbly and veer slightly off course if left to its own devices? Does it sometimes feel as if you’ve broken down and need to be towed and are powerless to alter the speed and direction you’re heading? What’s happening is that you’re being pulled towards a date with your destiny. Rather than having anything to worry about, you can relax and go with the flow. You don’t need to worry about the future! Call 1900 959 005.

PISCES FEB 20 - MAR 20

In order to guarantee that you’re going to have a good time, you need to know how to cope with a bad one. When we take our cares and worries too seriously, they end up taking up all our time and attention. Before we know it, the definition of ‘a good time’ is the moment that we’re not having a bad one. Surely good times deserve to be more enjoyable than that? As Mars and Uranus link they bring the energy to banish a fear which has been casting its shadow. The road ahead is bright. For important news about the big changes due in your life, call 1900 959 005.

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