YOUR STARS

ARIES MAR 21 - APR 20

If you’re wondering whether to take a risk this weekend, and you’re looking to find an answer here, you’re asking the wrong person! I’m not going to be the one to coax you into doing anything! Yes, you’re being presented with an opportunity. So, if it feels good, why are you seeking reassurance? The cosmos is enthusing you with optimism. You’re free to follow your heart and make the decision that feels right. Even if it doesn’t work out quite as you expect, everything is going to be okay.

Your week-ahead forecast is packed with important news. Call 1900 959 005. LEO JUL 24 - AUG 23

People say they want ‘the best’. But the best doesn’t necessarily mean the most expensive. Our sense of value and priority is often shaped by advertisers who understand the psychology of desire. Rather than looking at the quality of a product, we’re influenced by brand names, implied status and style. We’re very good at looking at things (and each other) and making instant judgments. This weekend brings you pleasing confirmation of a decision you once made about the true value of something.

The Sun energises Jupiter; maximise the opportunity bringing luck into your life: 1900 959 005. SAGITTARIUS NOV 23 - DEC 21

Looking back at photos from the past often sparks an odd mixture of nostalgic longing and deep-rooted embarrassment. What did we think we looked like? Those trousers … with that top … goodness me! Sometimes, it can be even more unsettling to think about the social norms we upheld without blinking an eye. Why didn’t we realise? If we had, could we have made a difference? It may be time to heed a niggling sense of discomfort this weekend. You have the power to make a difference.

Generous Jupiter brings excitement. Hear how to maximise your luck. Call 1900 959 005. TAURUS APR 21 - MAY 21

One of our most famous nursery rhymes is apparently an ode to Venus, the planet of love. ‘Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are’. Actually though, your ruler, Venus, is a planet! The trouble is, that the way you can tell a star from a planet is by the fact that only stars twinkle. So maybe Venus doesn’t actually twinkle, she just shines so brightly that she dazzles our eyes and creates an illusion of sparkle. How brightly will your star shine this weekend? Very brightly indeed. Hear some priceless information about your week? Just call 1900 959 005.

VIRGO AUG 24 - SEP 23

They tell us that money doesn’t grow on trees, and they have a point now that some of it is printed on plastic. Yet most money on the planet still comes in paper form; and paper comes from trees. Strange then, that this myth has grown about its origins. Probably, the people who make money don’t want the rest of us to know how it’s made. Be on the lookout for decisive assertions this weekend. Just because someone sounds convincing doesn’t mean that they’re speaking the truth. Treat yourself! There’s exciting news in your four-minute forecast. Call 1900 959 005.

CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 20

In places with a high record of crime some shops have apparently decided to install life-size cardboard, cut-out figures of security guards to protect their premises. Although they don’t have as good an effect as the real thing, they really do make a difference. It seems that a glimpse of one of them is enough to send most thieves running. That’s effective image placement. If you find yourself feeling intimidated by anyone (or anything) this weekend, it’s more likely to be a paper tiger than a cause for alarm. Just four minutes on the phone could change your life. Call 1900 959 005.

GEMINI MAY 22 - JUN 22

You don’t feel as if you have any power? You’re unsure about your ability to influence? It’s true that you won’t be able to topple an administration or manipulate the weather this weekend. But, what does that prove? We spend so much time focusing on our limitations that we often overlook the richness of the opportunities available to us. With the current positive astrological climate, you don’t need to shoot for the moon to achieve an extraordinary and tangible change in your world. Venus, planet of love, is in your sign. Maximise the luck in your life. Call 1900 959 005.

LIBRA SEP 24 - OCT 23

I’m left feeling baffled by the popularity of those websites that are dedicated to spotting errors of continuity in television shows and films. ‘At 12:34 our heroine’s hair is plaited on the left. At 12:36 it’s plaited on the right’. Do things like this really bother people? These issues are only ever discussed about the most popular series. If someone doesn’t enjoy watching, they don’t spend hours dissecting something; they simply switch off. This weekend, try to see a current criticism as an expression of admiration. In a week of celestial creativity, you can transform your life. Call 1900 959 005.

AQUARIUS JAN 21 - FEB 19

We like life to be predictable … but not too predictable. We enjoy an element of surprise. We draw creative stimulation from a hint of the unexpected or the unusual. And, as long as we feel comfortably confident that we recognise a basic pattern, we can adapt to variations on a familiar theme. We just don’t like it when the theme itself is confusing. In making an effort to make sense of a confusing situation, could you be imposing imaginary order on to it? You don’t have to try so hard this weekend. Lift your spirits. Change your life in just four minutes. For important news, call 1900 959 005.

CANCER JUN 23 - JUL 23

Please stop reading this immediately. This is not your forecast. You’ve made a mistake. Just because it says Cancer at the top of it doesn’t mean that you’re in the right place. It could be a trick. Or a set-up. Seriously, you’re going to have to check your facts before you settle down to read your prediction. Can you check on your birth certificate? How do you know that it’s not a fake? As long as you manage to avoid a situation that could turn into a petty argument, you’re in for a wonderful weekend. Dynamic Mars is in your sign; you have the energy to change your life. Call 1900 959 005.

SCORPIO OCT 24 - NOV 22

Will the weekend be filled with all the problems that you’re facing today? The answer to that depends solely on you. It depends on whether you decide to take them with you. What happened to yesterday’s issues? Well … you sorted some of them, left some behind and others became irrelevant. The rest of them, well they’re the ones you’re dealing with today. This weekend, though, under an auspicious cosmic climate, you’ll be able to see why you can afford to put some of your problems down. Your life could significantly change for the better; discover how, call 1900 959 005.

PISCES FEB 20 - MAR 20

Where do you see yourself in the long term? How do you picture yourself in the future? I ask only because this weekend, as the Sun links to Neptune and Jupiter in a powerful alignment, it empowers you to create a prophecy that will come true. No pressure then! Of course, it’s both a blessing and a curse. So much depends on your state of mind and imaginative powers. Yet you do have the power to make the decision to picture something inspiring. Envisage a delightful future this weekend. Your in-depth forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you make: 1900 959 005.