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Every February little gold statues bearing my name are handed out to grateful recipients whose careers are guaranteed to be more lucrative. Meanwhile, the Academy Awards are also taking place. Okay! So that joke won’t win anything for Best Comedy! But following the New Moon, here comes a change that will make a big difference to our sense of wealth; both material and spiritual. We don’t need to win an Oscar for a chance of success. But hopefully my influence will help!

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ARIES MAR 21 - APR 20

People say that ‘little things count for a lot’. Which is all well and good, but what do big things count for? Are they less important just because of their size? Sometimes, when we hone in on details, we overlook the obvious. The big picture gets lost in the intricacy. There’s a distinct possibility that you’ve been focusing too much of your attention on a relatively minor matter. You’re in danger of investing more energy than is warranted. The New Moon has brought a different, healthier perspective.

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LEO JUL 24 - AUG 23

‘If they hadn’t done that, this would never have happened’. Blaming someone for something never sounds good. One of the best examples of this can be found in old Scooby Doo episodes. They often ended with the wonderful line, ‘I’d have got away with it if it hadn’t been for those pesky kids’. Yet even the kids watching knew all along that the villain was going to get caught in the end. Your inner radar is operating at full capacity. The drama you’re involved in will have a happy ending. Let the New Moon guide your dream future. Call 1300 017 319.

SAGITTARIUS NOV 23 - DEC 21

The art of compromise is quite possibly one of the most important skills we can ever learn. You want something. They want something else. They might give you this, but only if you tell them that. But… if you’ve got one thing in mind, and you’re not prepared to put up with anything from them, you might end up with nothing. Yet nothing can be better than the ‘wrong thing’. It might be satisfying to stick to a principle today. But if you’re prepared to compromise, more will come your way. Don’t miss your personal Moon-sign forecast. Call 1300 017 319.

TAURUS APR 21 - MAY 21

The more stress, strife and struggle we endure, the more we become immune to it. It’s not that it bothers us less, it’s just that we’ve been through the process so many times that our autopilot kicks in… like a vaccinated system responding to a virus. Besides, doesn’t believing in miracles and dreams only lead to disappointment? Of course not! If you train your eyes to look at the ground, you risk missing opportunity and inspiration. Following the New Moon, don’t be afraid to aim high.

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VIRGO AUG 24 - SEP 23

‘A little of what you fancy does you good’. A lot of what you fancy, on the other hand, quickly becomes overwhelming. In a world that’s moving ever faster, it’s easy to latch on to fads; discarding one thing/relationship/lifestyle for another. Yet, in our haste, we risk throwing the baby out with the bathwater. It’s far better to dip your toe in and make tweaks as you go along. Little by little is the order of the day. Have the confidence to try before you buy! You’re worth more than you think. For your latest spookily accurate prediction, call 1300 017 319.

CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 20

City-dwellers, used to the hustle and bustle of buses and trains, are especially territorial when it comes to personal space. Even though they might not have very much of it, what they do have, they work hard to defend and protect. That’s why visitors to cities sometimes find the locals a bit standoffish. But no one likes it when their personal boundaries are being ignored. Following the New Moon, it’s no wonder you’re feeling sensitive. It will pass…but meanwhile, it’s okay to protect what’s yours. For insight call your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast: 1300 017 319.

GEMINI MAY 22 - JUN 22

Just because you’re looking at a situation that holds a challenge or two doesn’t necessarily mean that you should stay clear of it. We need to be careful about being too careful! Even the most perfect scenarios have their share of problems. Although it’s good to be as aware of as much information as possible, it’s also important to leave some room for unknown, positive developments. There’s a good chance that you’re about to be delightfully surprised by a discovery you make today.

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LIBRA SEP 24 - OCT 23

I know it sounds crazy but there’s a new kind of colour black. Made using the latest technology, this special black paint absorbs almost every single ray of light that hits its surface. That’s darker than anything we’ve ever seen. In fact, it’s so dark that it becomes almost impossible to see. When they’re skilfully aimed, negative emotions can have the same effect on our hopes and dreams. Following the New Moon, you’re full of light. Make sure you reflect it today.

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AQUARIUS JAN 21 - FEB 19

Very few people actually set out in the morning with the intention of running into trouble. In fact we’d do just about everything in our power to avoid it… which is sometimes the reason that we end up creating it! We’re so busy trying to keep out of trouble’s way that we fail to notice that we’re heading straight into another kind. Aargh! That’s why it can be helpful to just let go of all your worries about trouble. If you resolve to worry less about what might go wrong, everything can work out well. Let the New Moon guide your dream future. Call 1300 017 319.

CANCER JUN 23 - JUL 23

Bad behaviour is often caused by fear. Fear of how we will be perceived. Fear of failure. Fear of letting someone down. Why admit to a ‘weakness’ when we can hide our vulnerability behind a dismissive, devil-may-care attitude? Yet, this kind of approach risks hurting the very people we most treasure: those whose opinions we respect, whose advice we value, and whose generosity inspires us. Today, you can take the bait, or rise above provocation. Answer antagonism with kindness.

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OCT 24 - NOV 22

Few of us are talented enough to read between the lines accurately. But that doesn’t stop us trying. But we all have access to powerful imaginations. Staring intently at the lines, we begin to imagine that we can see what it suits us to see between them… veiled threats, broken promises and impending disasters. Or (just as problematically) perfect relationships, fame and glory. You’ve been blessed with a very special sort of sensitivity. Trust your instincts today, but don’t totally disregard your head.

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PISCES FEB 20 - MAR 20

Fantasy is so much harder to deal with than reality. When we take a supposition, and project it into the future, there’s a good chance that it will result in a fear. Even if it’s appropriate for you to feel nervous about an upcoming event, spending too much time worrying is going to make it worse rather than better. If it’s going to happen it will happen. And vice-versa. You might be able to influence the drama you’re dealing with. But don’t waste more time thinking about how things ‘should’ be.

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