OFF THE RECORD
REVENGE is a dish best served using the cheating partner’s credit card. Having discovered that her partner of six months was carrying on behind her back, this gal hatched a cunning plan. Sweet as could be she buttered him up (on both sides) and then said she needed a few cosmetic tweaks done to keep her looking as good as possible. Lips were pouted, cheeks were pumped, breasts and bottom were lifted – it was in short a full blown renovation rescue. Then when everything was hitched as high as possible she dropped him and moved on with her life. She also didn’t tell him that she knew about his double-dealing ways.
ONE recently divorced male decided to dive head first into the wonderful world of online dating. Somewhat nervously he made contact with someone who appeared to be a good match and they went out. All well and fine so far. At the end of the night he drove her home and then as he was leaving she gave him a piece of advice. “You should put down your real age. I know you’ve taken 10 years off.” Somewhat shocked he left and here’s the bad news. Being new to the dating game he had been honest about his age. Ouch!
SPEAKING of first dates, who was the bachelor boy that managed to pick up a young lovely while they were both doing their shopping? They agreed to meet for coffee and at first he was over the moon that somehow this beauty was sitting opposite him. Fast forward 30 minutes and everything had changed – he couldn’t wait to get away. The reason? She never stopped talking and was only interested in showing off her thousands of online posts starring, who else but the most important person in her life. With his ears bleeding and his eyes seeing double images of her posts he made an excuse and headed for the hills. His description - ‘killer body but a deadly personality’.
WE don’t know how he keeps getting away with this but somehow he does. This big noter obviously can’t get over the fact that once upon a time he was a ‘name’. So anxious is he to maintain that image that he has taken to telling outrageous porkies about his wealth and lifestyle. Houses dotted around the country, millions of dollars squirrelled away, a thriving business etc etc. If truth be known he is down to his last few dollars and recently ripped off one of his best friends for a paltry sum – the rent was due and he was short. Lifestyle of the not rich and shameless.