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ARIES MAR 21 - APR 20

If life is about learning lessons, when do we take the exams? Where do the graduation­s take place? If our purpose isn’t to do with absorbing informatio­n and making discoverie­s, that doesn’t mean that there aren’t any to make. But you don’t have time to dwell on answering baffling questions; you need to work out the best thing to do regarding an important decision. There are arguments for and against. But you don’t need an argument; you need agreement. And you can get that today. You’ve got so much to look forward to this week. Call 1300 017 319

LEO JUL 24 - AUG 23

As a profession­al interprete­r of celestial messages and signs, I’m in the slightly ironic position of needing to tell you not to take too much notice of some of the messages and signals you’re currently receiving. Surely this is the pot calling the kettle black! Neverthele­ss, as we move towards the powerful Equinox, you need to be wary of taking criticism too personally. There’s a chance too, that someone’s offer of support is unlikely to come to fruition. Stick to what you know. Make the most of your opportunit­ies. For inspiring news, call: 1300 017 319

SAGITTARIU­S NOV 23 - DEC 21

Mr Memory is a character in the movie classic ‘The 39 Steps’. He had an amazing ability; his mind had a camera-like quality and he could recall details of the past with extraordin­ary precision. Yet if such people exist, I wouldn’t be surprised if even they overlook significan­t events from time to time; like forgetting a significan­t birthday, or where they have parked the car! The Equinox brings an event which will trigger a memory from which comes a realisatio­n that you’ve overlooked. Auspicious alignments! Good times are here! Call 1300 017 319

TAURUS APR 21 - MAY 21

Hi! Sorry, I hope you won’t object to my beginning your forecast with such a short sentence. I understand that some people are particular­ly alert to matters of grammatica­l and syntactica­l correctnes­s, and I don’t want to inadverten­tly upset anyone. Though, I suppose it would be more scandalous if I just carried on, and spent your forecast musing on questions of literary etiquette. It would be easy to get caught up in trivia. What’s important today, is what matters most to you. Don’t lose sight of that. Make the most of your opportunit­ies. For inspiring news, call: 1300 017 319

VIRGO AUG 24 - SEP 23

You wouldn’t be the first to wonder if life might maybe... possibly be improved if a certain ‘someone’ was removed from it! You’re certainly well within your rights to entertain such a fantasy... as long, that is, as it remains in the realm of fantasy! There’s nothing wrong with thinking the unthinkabl­e. In fact, it can be a productive, creative process. Nor is the ‘unthinkabl­e’ always ‘unthinkabl­e’. By posing such questions, you’re merely being thorough. Your dreams can become a reality. Auspicious alignments! Good times are here! Call 1300 017 319

CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 20

When you take a piece of elastic and stretch it as far back as it will go, then release it, it will fly forward at tremendous speed. The mechanics of this lie behind the effectiven­ess of the catapult and the bow and arrow. The movement of your ruling planet, Saturn, which has gradually been building to a crescendo, is having a similar effect on your energy. So much so that you’ve almost forgotten what you were aiming for. As it prepares to enter a new sign, you’ll remember your target and find it. You’ve got so much to look forward to this week. Call 1300 017 319

GEMINI MAY 22 - JUN 22

Present company excluded of course, but be wary of what people predict for your future at the moment. Relying on the predictive powers of others is unwise when you’re not sure that you can trust your ability to sort the truth from the fiction. Even if you’re not seeking the advice of crystal ball gazers, you’re paying too much attention to a suspicion that’s arising within your heart... and it’s preventing you from being open to a delightful surprise. The Equinox will bring good news. Auspicious alignments! Good times are here! Call 1300 017 319

LIBRA SEP 24 - OCT 23

Age isn’t something that can purely be calculated with a calendar. Some kids are wise beyond their years, and some adults... well... some folk, who are well into the twilight years of their lives like nothing more than a good old squabble - just like a teething two year old! No matter our age, it’s never too late to discover new informatio­n that throws new light onto an old challenge, enabling us to understand it in a more insightful way. The Equinox brings inspiratio­n. Keep an open mind.

You’ve got so much to look forward to this week. Call 1300 017 319

AQUARIUS JAN 21 - FEB 19

Love. Harmony. Peace. These are the qualities we want to have in our lives. They’re what we seek and crave. So, why then, do they remain elusive? After all, there are very few folk who don’t have these desires on the top of their agenda. I’ve yet to meet anyone who’s on a quest for misery, disappoint­ment and chaos. Perhaps then, we don’t all share the same understand­ing, or we’re attaching too many conditions to our peace - or to our love. Today, you get closer to what you seek.

Make the most of your opportunit­ies. For inspiring news, call: 1300 017 319

CANCER JUN 23 - JUL 23

My son’s favourite bath time song is ‘Row, row, row your boat’. He’s so happy pretending to row like crazy that he doesn’t notice the water’s gone cold! Yet, for all of the fun, I wonder how the line ‘life is but a dream’ will affect him. If we fill our heads with the notion that life is a dream, perhaps it’s no surprise that we sometimes find it hard to come down to earth. Recently, you’ve been dealing with a nightmare scenario. The good news is that the vision that awaits is very positive indeed. You’ve got so much to look forward to this week. Call 1300 017 319

SCORPIO OCT 24 - NOV 22

Back in the days of black-and-white film, things were easier. The good guys were good, and the bad guys were bad - they even had the outfits to prove it. Mobsters were unmistakab­le in double-breasted pin-stripe suits; the heroes in beautifull­y pressed cream linen. Nowadays things aren’t so straightfo­rward. Heroes and villains come in all sorts of guises and get-ups. Which metaphoric­al outfit are you wearing today? Remember, from a different angle, things might look very different indeed. Make the most of your opportunit­ies. For inspiring news, call: 1300 017 319

PISCES FEB 20 - MAR 20

I was recently told a story about someone who got hold of an old dictionary, tore out the pages starting with the letters ‘im’ and proudly announced to anyone who would listen that ‘the word impossible wasn’t in their dictionary’! Sadly, life isn’t quite that simple. Yet, this week, as we move towards the Equinox, your life is starting to reach the kind of place where you might well be able to take a leaf out of that book! The simplicity you’ve been craving is on its way. Enjoy the space. Auspicious alignments! Good times are here! Call 1300 017 319

 ??  ?? Saturn and the Equinox are inextricab­ly bound together this year. Tomorrow, the Sun makes a supportive link with the Great Teacher, before marking the new astrologic­al year later this week. Since this event will be followed by Saturn entering its Aquarian home, it’s a new dawn in more ways than one! But although we’re entering a time that calls for action, stability can be maintained. It’s more about building for the future than fighting the past.
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Saturn and the Equinox are inextricab­ly bound together this year. Tomorrow, the Sun makes a supportive link with the Great Teacher, before marking the new astrologic­al year later this week. Since this event will be followed by Saturn entering its Aquarian home, it’s a new dawn in more ways than one! But although we’re entering a time that calls for action, stability can be maintained. It’s more about building for the future than fighting the past. Teletopia. Max call cost $1.32 per minute, including GST. Higher charges from mobiles/payphones may apply. Customer care: 1300 366 702.

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