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I would like to put myself forward as the council’s first Butt Inspector to see just who is allowed to wear a Gstring on our beaches. I feel a bit cheeky putting myself forward, but someone has to do it. Old Bowler

As usual, point well got in Monday’s cartoon, onya Mann! Reckon tho illustrati­on doesn’t quite truly depict FAR more grotesque images, seen every day, by everybody who’s ever gone to a beach in the last forty+ years! So why all the bloody hoo-ha about bare butts now??? Not my cuppa tea, but to each their own, eh? Ooroo

As most Parents and Grandparen­ts know, the easiest and fastest way for a ‘trend’ to be ‘uncool’ is for us oldies to jump onto it. Just purchased my first ‘G-String Bikini’, you want to see skin? I’ll show you some skin! Queenie

US gold coasters don’t like the look of bikini bottoms. TWO JELLYFISH IN A SUGAR BAG. Doesn’t look good

Work in Surfers Paradise, see gstrings and bums most days, after a while you just become numb to it. Let’s not get so wound up.

Come on, it’s women’s bodies. If they want to wear a thong out in public then who cares. It is a bum, grow up

We need to be mindful of the views of women in this G-string debate, they are the ones who wear them the most. Old men raining on their parade is not the answer. Woke Waldo

With all this talk about g-strings surely the Thong Song will make a return to the charts. That thong, thong, thong, thong .

Mankinis will never go out of fashion, such a wonderful gift to the world.

I say ban the budgie smuggler, in general.Old blokes letting it all hang out in a pair of DTs is way more offensive than any butt cheeks hanging out of a g-string.

Banning bikinis is gold for Gold Coast. Craig Florida Gardens.

Please leave the lycra shorts and the g bangers alone, for some of us it’s the only pleasure we have left in life. B boomer.

10 million animals killed on our roads, wow who came up with that figure cause I’m calling BS

Sad but true & huge embuggeran­ce indeed, GN, that while we pay rates & all maintenanc­e costs to keep our own verges/nature strips & laneways looking neat, it’s still deemed as “Council” land, so “their permission” is required, & have ultimate say in what we do. Wonder what Council would do if we all just gave ‘em the finger & said “your bloody property, YOU bloody maintain it!!! (Sure would save me a few thousand $)

If these “flexicar” cars are the new option for the green bikes then we have a serious problem. How can you run a private business and be allowed to park them on public land/ streets. Imagine if all rental cars were allowed to park on the street waiting to be hired? Dumb idea. GN

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