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My boyfriend asked me to wear a thong but I asked what he was going to wear on his other foot. Flip Flop. Loz

G-strings, only the back half of the crack is protected from sunburn.

So Eddy thinks we weren’t educated last time we voted for a Mayor. Is he arrogant enough to think he educated us this time round.

Take the Lime bikes away and you’ve got a deal, New Tommo!

Senior Sergeant Aaron “Otters” Ottaway for Police Commission­er! Good job mate keep up the good work!

Free Otters ! The sergeant should be promoted not stood down. Armed offenders were caught and he gets stood down something is very wrong here. Sam Varsity

I thought the cost of living was so high people could not afford mortgages, rent , food , petrol , school supplies etc. So how can people afford over priced Taylor Swift tickets and the merchandis­e? Not sure what the truth is. Diz.

Young thieving mongrels in National Service? 11-12-13 years old. The army has turned embarrassi­ngly woke enough to be seen as babysitter­s and not fighting men. Yes definitely.

Good one on the animal shelter Mann. But nothing on earth is as slack and useless as the courts dealing with the young scum shi-heads on the turnstiles masqueradi­ng as justice courts. Justice for whom ? Definitely not the victims.

Hey Rambo something is wrong this is the second time I have agreed with you show these mongrels faces Vern S

Thank you Ken Wade – at last someone with common sense.. Nasho the only answer to youth crime.. Nanna

To no name regarding our youths going into Nashional services are you for real??.THEY GET TRAINED TO HELP LOOK AFTER OUR country in case God forbid !!a war breaks out... they get trained to do many skills.. not to be killers as you say.

The one unfortunat­e thing measures such as more juvenile detention centres, compulsory military service etc is huge startup (and continuing) costs. Are we prepared to pay more taxes/levies to meet such costs?

Daz Tallis , the thieving little grubs know for a fact that the lenient leftwing judiciary favour the criminals over the victims. NO JUSTICE

People need to lock doors behind them, lock garages up, if no security screens lock their windows, people are making it to easy for offenders to just walk in, keys left in cars, leave windows open, offenders aren’t stopping,it’s getting worse & the public have a responsibi­lity look after their own property, not make it easier which seems to be the case.

I’m sure that a lot of people are sick by now of this Taylor Swift craziness –

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