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I have kept secret from social media my marriage to my wife because her and the dog have a wonderful friendship and if the woke bureaucratic authorities find out they may repatriate her to original surroundings. Maggie’s mate.

Australia Post planning to reduce our mail delivery from twice weekly to once only. What’s next, a return of Cobb & co horse and cart mail deliveries? Blame Albo, this lunacy would not occure under ScoMo’s watch. KenW.

How much longer can they take on the M1 roadworks? Which Muppet in the government must have signed a contract that said take as long as you want and charge as much as you want.

Thorny issue! Even more barrier reef bleaching BS being spouted. It’s survived for millions of years but arrogant, agenda driven activists know better. Ask locals to find out the truth. The reef is actually thriving.

If it is my superannuation subsidising earth heating mirrors (solar panels) and bird and albatross shredding monuments to stupidity (big ugly windmills) I will have the last laugh as these Labor drongos will white ant any remaining money leaving none to subsidise nuffin. HAHAHAHAHA.

Bruce and Brittany please rack off now !!!!!

Hopefully now we have an end to the Bruce and Brittany show. Is it terrible? Yes. But the manner it has been carried out in with regards to the courts is shameful.

Where is that oft used phonebox? Get Superman to sort out this mess in Gaza and Iran , quicksmart.

Morning Tom, could u ask your road dept to reseal Ashmore road from benowa rd to Campbell st please it needs fixing

A review of the charge down on

Kieran Foran’s kick has found Titan’s coach Des Hasler was correct in saying the Raiders player was offside. Too many refereeing mistake are ruining games. Golden point is ridiculous anyway. Deciding a hard fought 80-minute game with a sudden death drop kick goal doesn’t do justice to the two teams involved. Give the teams with drawn scores at full time one point each.

How about Des and Sticky having a blow-up with each other. Throw Craig Bellamy in there and it would be one hell of a barney.

Des should have told Ricky to *#$@ off right back.