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Dyson Heydon. Kerry Wakefield and Nick Minchin. Ray Williams and Beryl Rose Sisulu. Bill O’Reilly. Astro Labe and Tony Abbott.

- Richard Ackland

Dicey Heydon has been relatively quiet since the triumphs of his “Get Shorten” royal commission. There was the momentary distractio­n when the unions asked him to disqualify himself because he accepted an invitation to speak at a fundraiser associated with the Liberal Party, but generally it must be said that we’ve missed his public pronouncem­ents.

So it’s heartening to know the former High Court judge is still at full strength, delivering a lecture last week to a sect within the Australian Catholic University in Adelaide. His theme was the frightful “elites”, even though some in the audience may have been forgiven for thinking you couldn’t get much more elite than Dicey. It turns out his target is the “modern elites” who want to exclude any role for religion in public or private affairs. This thesis was supported by pointing to pieces of graffiti such as “Burn churches, not gays”. He also drew on the “thinking”, among others, of Dutch historian J.H. Huizinga; Lord Acton; right-wing Anglican Reverend

Peter Kurti; the 8th Duke of Devonshire; Sir Larry Siedentop; the Girondin leader Vergniaud; and Galatians 3:28.

Heydon told the Catholic assembly that the elites “are embracing a fanatical anti-clericalis­m. Some want to destroy faith itself.” We have not seen anything like it in the West since “the worst excesses of the French Revolution, or at least the vengeful premiershi­ps of Émile Combes in the early 20th century”. He added that this hostility is mainly directed at Catholics and not so much at Muslims, “despite the threat and actuality of terrorist outrages, perhaps because the Muslim vote is the key to winning and losing parliament­ary seats”.

Pauline, where are you when you’re needed?

Praising the look of Mormon

Following with much the same theme we find former Age journalist Kerry Wakefield in The Spectator on a trip with her husband to Salt Lake City.

She was mightily impressed with the young “happy, healthy, relaxed” Mormons who dutifully came up to greet her and hubby. “No angst, no weird fashions, no attitude, no awkward silences, just poised, straightfo­rward and clear-eyed youngsters,” she wrote.

Her Salt Lake guide explained that these kids knew where they belonged and knew where they were going – presumably because they belonged to a weirdo Christian sect founded on the promises of unseen gold plates and magic underwear.

Step by careful step Kerry took us to the marginalis­ation of religious values, the de-Christiani­sation of society and the horrid “progressiv­e” opinions of the left. “Will heterosexu­al marriage … come to look like Amish bonnets and horses and carts to curious onlookers from the future?” Kerry asks.

So many questions but no answer as to why Christian churches think they have the God-given right to tell nonbelieve­rs how to live.

One further matter not mentioned by Ms Wakefield. She is the spouse of Nasty Party bovver-boy Nick Minchin, who has just wrapped up his stint as Australia’s consul-general in New

York. It must be assumed this inspiring expedition to Mormonvill­e with Nick was not on the taxpayers’ dime.

Ben who?

Millions of people might not know it, but a gentleman named Ray Williams is the NSW Minister for Multicultu­ralism.

Ray says he likes to “talk up the great role that people play each and every day, the hardworkin­g people of our communitie­s…” But Gadfly sometimes wonders just how hard Ray is working. Last month he told an estimates committee the New South Wales racial discrimina­tion laws are “good” but he was not aware there had never been a prosecutio­n for serious racial vilificati­on involving a threat of violence or inciting others to threaten violence. Not a single prosecutio­n in 28 years since the AntiDiscri­mination Act took effect.

Last week Ray tried to redeem himself when he answered a Dorothy Dixer in which, once more, he boosted his multicultu­ral credential­s, saying he had had lunch with the high commission­er for South Africa, Beryl Rose Sisulu.

He added she is “none other than the daughter of Ben Sisulu, who was a member of the African National Congress together with Nelson Mandela. Ben Sisulu went to jail for 26 years with Nelson Mandela and was released in 1989.”

It’s nice that, in a departure from the traditions of the Nasty Party, Williams is talking up the ANC. But who the hell is Ben Sisulu? Parliament­arians raced for their Wikipedias and could find no mention of this great man.

Maybe Ben is otherwise known to those not so steeped in multicultu­ral affairs as Walter Sisulu, who, so far as Gadfly can discover, has never been called Ben, even by his mother.

Standard practice

The sum of $US32 million is probably never enough compo for being groped and harassed by Fox News shill Bill O’Reilly.

The allegation­s against O’Reilly by a Fox legal affairs analyst, Lis Wiehl, included repeated harassment, a nonconsens­ual sexual relationsh­ip and sending her gay pornograph­y.

As we learnt from The New York Times this week, Moloch & Sons knew about this massive settlement, yet a month after it was paid the company went into negotiatio­ns to renew the contract of this inveterate bully and liar – extending him for another four years, at $US25 million a year.

Two months later they decided O’Reilly had to go because by then some of the settlement­s had become public, advertiser­s were slipping away, and they had to pretend to have clean hands while 21st Century Fox was trying to buy the balance of the Sky shares in Britain.

Nothing too expedient; just business as usual. Britain’s Labour deputy leader, Tom Watson, has asked the competitio­n regulator to investigat­e further.

Then we find in a current instalment of Private Eye a report of an interview with News Corp honcho Will Lewis, who ran Rupe’s “management and standards committee [MSC]”, hurriedly set up in the wake of the hacking scandal and the closure of News of the Screws.

Will was asked about “the period of his career he spent grassing up journalist­s and their sources to the police” and he replied that he did his “bit to help with the legal process”.

That isn’t the way Detective Super Mark Kandiah, one of the coppers running the investigat­ion, saw it. He said Lewis and the MSC only co-operated for so long as the company thought it could hold off corporate prosecutio­n.

Meantime, piles of incriminat­ing emails were being shredded, detailing payments to public officials authorised by Rebekah Brooks. As one lawyer put it, the exercise was a “wholesale cover-up for more senior people at the company at the expense of the more junior”.

You can’t get any more fit and proper than that.

Tassie devilment

Distressin­g news from Van Diemen’s Land where two members of the Rebels outlaw motorcycle gang were escorted off a Qantas flight in Hobart. It seems they had been attending a Rebels rally in the Apple Isle. The pilot alerted the wallopers that the bikies were causing “fear and apprehensi­on” on the plane, which also had onboard Senator Otto Abetz.

It’s likely a number of passengers would have felt just as much fear and apprehensi­on at the presence of Otto in the cabin. Despite this, no one was charged with anything.

In other developmen­ts from the island state, the famous “cunt-nutter”, Astro Labe, who allegedly headbutted Ten Flags Tony on the streets of Hobart, has had the charges against him upgraded.

The common assault charge has been notched up to “causing harm to a Commonweal­th public official”. It’s a federal offence but on this occasion it will be heard in the Magistrate­s Court rather than the Supreme Court.

Ten Flags tried for mileage out of the attack by linking it to the vile, vile, vile marriage equality campaign, but Mr Labe insisted the incident “had nothing whatsoever to do with marriage equality”.

“All it was is I saw Tony Abbott and I’d had half a skinful and I wanted to nut the cunt.”

His defence may run on the lines that causing harm to a Commonweal­th public official is nothing when compared with the harm that public official has caused to the entire Commonweal­th.

Trumpette #45

We have further and better proof that Barking Dog Trump is sorely selfconsci­ous about his tiny hands.

Already we know that he chose a small-sized Bible for his swearing in, so when resting his hand on the sacred tome it wouldn’t look so pathetic.

Lauren Beldi, a quality-pen expert, tells Gadfly that for most of his presidency Barack Obama used a Cross Townsend pen for signing decrees and ukases. The Townsend is the largest and most prestigiou­s in the Cross range and Dubya and Clinton also used one. For nigh on 24 years presidents managed to grasp on most occasions the full weight of this writing implement.

Trump, by contrast, uses a

Cross Century II pen with a felt-tip refill. It’s much smaller, lighter and has considerab­ly less heft than the Townsend. When holding the implement, the dotard’s minuscule paws look

• comparativ­ely enormous. More fakery.

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 ??  ?? RICHARD ACKLAND is the publisher of Justinian. He is The Saturday Paper’s diaristat-large and legal affairs editor.
RICHARD ACKLAND is the publisher of Justinian. He is The Saturday Paper’s diaristat-large and legal affairs editor.

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