AGE HAS SOME BIG ADVANTAGES

THE perks of being old just got a whole lot more footbally. FNQ Masters rugby league side the Cyclones this week outlined the fact their diligence at upping the average age of society means they get the chance to host a function at the Broncos and Cowboys NRL game this season. guesses at what other perks they may have up their sleeve. While attending CDRL fixtures only costs about $6 as it is, perhaps these golden oldies get seats right on the halfway line, perfect for lighthearted heckling of match officials. Cricketers of the grey-haired variety tend to have less balls bowled at their heads. Thus, it’s not uncommon for players to use dye in order to gain a short-ball advantage. Ever played netball against a bag of bones? You don’t want to. Someone older brings more elbows, an advantage in the bruise department. Golf is a sport designed specifically for either those who can no longer be termed “young” or those that are simply lazy and enjoy wearing moo-moos.