MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS

OUT 3 nOvember

Kenneth Branagh directs, stars and rocks the wickedest ’tache since The Lorax in this adap of Agatha Christie’s evergreen mystery. It’s not the first take, obvs, but it is the starriest. The combined length of the cast’s trailers must have rivalled the titular choo-choo, where murder most plotcatalysing occurs. Whodunit? Captain Jack Sparrow? Rey? Olaf? Nineties Catwoman? Branagh has helmed more ensemblers than you can shake a spear at, so expect him to ramp up the well-dressed tension without any minor delays. For full firstclass access, see feature next issue.