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SOLO: A MOVIE POSTER

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“Love it!” tweeted @speedinbullets. “Looks fresh and old at the same time.” For @BestestReviews, the upcoming movie’s genre leanings are clear: “We’re getting a western! Let’s hope it’s not Wild Wild West.”

SOLO: A MOVIE TRAILER

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Donald Glover’s a hit: “When I said to my friend ‘Did he actually say anything in the trailer?” he responded ‘No, but you can tell he’s going to be amazing!’” (SiMan1983).

NON-POTATO PIE OF THE MONTH

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To mark the trailer debut for The Guernsey Literary And Potato Peel Pie Society, a clever cake-maker sent us something that looked savoury but turned out to be sw-eeeet. The book tastes like chicken, mind (we jest).

LOVE/HATE FOR VENOM TRAILER

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The first look at Sony’s Spidey spin-off divided: “Curious to see the film, but the trailer was shite” (@IISUPERhands); “Finally some great acting chops being added to the Marvel universe” (@FeasibleFilm).

READY PLAYER ONE POSTERS

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“Need more long legs,” quipped David Dalling, nodding to another RPO poster. Scott Hillier warned: “One of those posters is a spoiler, unless the movie handles that character differently to the book…”

SW GOES GOT

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News of David Benioff and D.B. Weiss’ Star Wars deal invited some cynicism: “So the first movie will introduce a lot of great characters,” wrote GoldScissors. “And then they’ll all be slowly killed off.”

CLOVERFIELD, OVER-FIELD

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Cloverfield Paradox’s online debut drew learned comparisons with other Netflix fare: “It’s surprisingly similar to Bright,” offered Purple Air Balloon, “in that they’re both quite watchable, but a bit shit.”