PETER PANNED

After seeing Peter Rabbit, I’d like to speak up for us McGregors (gardeners). OK, those bunnies were so cute (and the CGI was terrific), but you’d be miffed too if some thieving, long-eared furball came along after you’d spent time lovingly digging, sowing, planting, mulching and watering your own vegetable garden. I usually use humane cage traps to catch and release rabbits… but that said, after seeing James Corden’s annoyingly cocky Peter, I think I’d use a less compassionate eradication on that particular bunny.

DAVEY, VIA EMAIL

We’re paging the RSPCA! If we were the bunny-bothered McGregor, our approach would have been “Keep your enemies close”. As in Glenn Close. Obviously.