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HAMMER TIME 1

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Now that Thor’s lost Mjölnir, someone’s got to take up the mallet mantle… us! First target, this Grinch-promoting green chocolate egg. Looked great; tasted like Fairy Liquid.

HAMMER TIME 2

twitter.com/totalfilm/ status/1020297761886031872 Next target: a treat-filled miniature Mom & Dad pool table, inviting us to exercise some Cage rage (in slow motion). We’re still picking up splinters of chocolate.

ANT-MAN AND THE WTF

twitter.com/totalfilm/ status/1025000699854315521 We’ve included our mini-mag for scale, but this picture simply doesn’t do justice to the enormity of the creamy beast we received for Ant-Man And The Wasp’s IMAX release.

DIE HARD WITH A CONTROVERSY

twitter.com/totalfilm/ status/1018876935714287616 Bruce Willis says Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. You say… “Nice trolling Bruce” (@teqekeeler); “What about Die Hard 2?” (@00cinema91); “He’s allowed to be wrong” (@s8n_claus).

SHAZAM! TRAILER: DISCUSS

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“It looks like DC has finally learnt how to have fun… embrace the light!” (Facebooker Lee Johnson); “It’s got to be better than BVS and Suicide Squad” (John Pressley).

AQUAMAN POSTER: THOUGHTS?

twitter.com/totalfilm/ status/1019144956882096128 “Looks badass” (@keithleon1); “Where are Nemo and Dory?” (@manimaran1605); “I do hope the final frame says ‘Fin’” (@MarkMcFadden); “Moist!” (@RbkhTurner).

UNIKITTY UPGRADE CONFIRMED!

twitter.com/totalfilm/ status/1019790105236697089 Never mind the A-listers and trailers; the most exciting sight at Comic-Con ’18 was The Lego Movie 2’s Unikitty all, um, kitted out. “She’s like a real cat!” said @LachlanBerthel1.