TF’S CINEMATIC AGONY UNCLE HAS YOUR BACK.

DEAR WINGMAN,

OK, I know this has never happened before and I know I will be crucified. But I must get this off my chest, no matter what the cost. I love Batman Forever and Batman & Robin. There, I said it. I’ve always thought they were both very exciting, colourful, in fact, the perfect tribute to the over-the-top style and performances of a long-gone era. Why everyone considers them so bad is beyond me… XANDER, VIA EMAIL

wingman says…

There, there, Xander. There, there. There… seriously, how many times do we have to say it before the authorities get here? Move your arses! Kidding. No one’s going to crucify you for your confession. Though a couple of Hail Marys wouldn’t go amiss. Again, kidding. If you feel a weight’s been lifted then Wingman’s job is done – and he didn’t even need to flick through Halliwell’s Film Guide! Result! More confessions, please… via the usual email booth.