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head-ing cake

https://twitter.com/totalfilm/ status/1047515449481711616 Just as we were about to turn the tables on Venom, we realised the head of this ace cake wasn’t actually edible, and left it on a plate in the kitchen. The cleaner’s still not talking to us.

Dummy Fun

https://twitter.com/totalfilm/ status/1050396575372062720 Eyebrows went into Roger Moore overdrive when Goosebumps 2’s Slappy visited TF Towers for the afternoon. “Good of Jimmy Carr to lend a hand,” quipped @diabeticguy.

wan love

https://twitter.com/creepypuppet/ status/1050800488390651904 Last issue got us a shout-out from director James Wan: “Yes!! Aquaman will be in one of my fave mags growing up, Total Film.” Made us go redder than Amber Heard’s hair.

halloween halloween pumpkin

https://twitter.com/totalfilm/ status/1053290576983064579 Marking Michael Myers’ return, a pumpkin arrived at TF bearing a scarily familiar shape. If only Mike himself had used his knife for carving rather killing…

John carpenter’s swag pile

https://twitter.com/totalfilm/ status/1054747000326012928 T-shirts, prints and a plastic hook – everything we need to celebrate cinema’s greatest Carpenter. Also an excuse to diss the remake of The Fog (“Garbage,” railed @Burn1ng_Chr0me).

Good Times at TF Towers

https://twitter.com/totalfilm/ status/1050752442546249733 Biscuits, slippers… we’re having a stay-cation courtesy of Bad Times At The El Royale. But can they set the sequel in Texas, for an even bigger novelty biccie?

Meet The mandalorian

https://twitter.com/totalfilm/ status/1048336291212021761 The first image from the new Star Wars live-action show seemed to create less buzz than the list of directors. “I’m betting the Taika Watiti episode will be hilarious,” said @SiMan1983.