WINGMAN SAYS…

Never Google something when you can ask ol’ Wingman, aka the inter-not. Fourteen mins is surely a record for a patchy actioner about a man named after a garden implement, but it’s not world-beating. The ‘fan-club credits’ of The Fellowship Of

The Ring Extended Edition run 20 foot-hair-growing mins, while 2018 Argentine epic La Flor takes 37 minutes to list who done what. Try singing about that, makers of the Lego Movie 2 song about how ace the credits are!