Putin the yoga ogre

RUSSIAN President Vladimir Putin is out to get yoga. Yoga is usually considered a peaceful mind and body practice with roots in ancient Indian philosophy. But according to everwatchful Russian officials, yoga is a deadly religious cult which must be banned from all public spaces for the safety of the Russian people. According to The Moscow Times, officials in the central Russian city of Nizhnevartovsk have moved to prevent municipal areas hosting yoga to reduce the spread of religious cults.