Zo­diac fore­casts

Townsville Bulletin - - LIFESTYLE - with Jonathan Cainer What sign are you? Find out FREE at www. cainer. com www. cainer. com

Dear Jonathan, If one be­lieves in an all- know­ing Cre­ator then, as ev­ery­thing is known al­ready, no one has any con­trol over their des­tiny. Even God has no power to change any­thing be­cause ev­ery­thing must hap­pen the way that God al­ready knows. For free will to ex­ist, there can be no all- know­ing be­ing. Thank­fully, there’s no proof that such a God ex­ists and there’s lots to sug­gest we make our own choices. Thomas. Dear Thomas, Ah but what if there is a God and all God knows is that the fu­ture is flex­i­ble, depend­ing on what peo­ple choose?

aries

Mar 20 – Apr 19

Aren’t we all like mem­bers of a knit­ting club? Don’t we twist long yarns of un­nerv­ing nar­ra­tive around imag­i­nary nee­dles in our minds? Slowly, we in­ter­weave fancy and fan­tasy to fol­low a pre­de­ter­mined pat­tern. We then wear this home- made gar­ment so closely next to our own skin that it clings to our ev­ery con­tour, thus mak­ing it hard to tell the dif­fer­ence be­tween where we be­gin and end, and where our wor­ries start and fin­ish. Hap­pily, a thread is now work­ing its way loose. Pull on it and a whole fab­ric of fear may yet un­ravel. I’ve got im­por­tant news. To hear your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign pre­dic­tion. Call 1900 950 020.

gemini

May 21 – Jun 20

It is bet­ter, surely, to have no idea about how to an­swer a ques­tion, than to be com­pletely clear and con­fi­dent but, un­for­tu­nately also, wrong. It is a shame that we feel ashamed of un­cer­tainty. We should all of us learn to look oth­ers squarely in the eye, smile bravely and say ‘ I’m sorry, I haven’t a clue.’ That would surely be a welcome al­ter­na­tive to the present preva­lent prac­tice of show­er­ing one another with an end­less tirade of ill- in­formed opin­ions and ar­ro­gant as­sump­tions. Be at the vanguard of hu­man evo­lu­tion to­day! This week’s Full Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

leo

Jul 22 – Aug 22

We are edg­ing ever closer to­wards a Full Moon in your op­po­site sign. Some even say that tech­ni­cally, this Full Moon is a ‘ Blue Moon’. If there’s any once- in- a- life­time ex­pe­ri­ence you’re hop­ing to have - or some rare and un­usual men­ace that you’d like to be de­ci­sively res­cued from, the odds of such a mir­a­cle are slightly higher than you might rea­son­ably con­sider your­self en­ti­tled to ex­pect. Es­pe­cially so if part of what you’re hop­ing for in­cludes a gen­er­ous ges­ture on be­half of some­one you closely in­ter­act with. Much will im­prove be­tween now and the Au­gust New Moon. For in­spi­ra­tion call 1900 950 020.

libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

Isn’t it about time you grew up? Shouldn’t you be act­ing your age? Don’t you have a re­spon­si­bil­ity to ac­cept the in­evitable and em­brace the ob­vi­ous? There. I have just ef­fec­tively asked you four ques­tions. It was a test. If you an­swered ‘ No’ to each and ev­ery one of these, well done! For ev­ery ‘ yes’ that you prof­fered, al­beit re­luc­tantly, you can con­sider your­self in need of a good talk­ing to! The big bless­ing that the sky con­fers on ev­ery Li­bran is the abil­ity to stay young and defy time! Don’t squan­der your birthright to­day! I’ve got im­por­tant news. To hear your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign pre­dic­tion. Call 1900 950 020.

sagittarius

Nov 20 - Dec 20

Shouldn’t you be fol­low­ing a strict timetable? Is there not a risk, of things hap­pen­ing in the wrong or­der? Doesn’t suc­cess de­pend on a del­i­cately bal­anced in­ter­ac­tion be­tween sen­si­tive sit­u­a­tions? Some might think so but you, and all who share your sign, un­der­stand that any ef­fort to con­trol the cos­mos is doomed to fail­ure. You have to be like a surfer, re­act­ing spon­ta­neously to each newly aris­ing wave, even if this means that once in a while you get wet! To­day though, you’re set to ride high and emerge dry! This week’s Full Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 17

The Moon is al­ready look­ing very big. It will soon be full in your sign. And, be­cause it is the sec­ond Full Moon in July, some say that makes it a Blue Moon. So, how pow­er­ful do you feel? How in­flu­en­tial? How ca­pa­ble of get­ting what you want, win­ning what you en­ter and beat­ing what you don’t want to be beaten by? If it seems, to you, as if mir­a­cles may now be pos­si­ble, tri­umphs may be at­tain­able and long dreamed of pos­si­bil­i­ties are aris­ing, that may be be­cause the time for such magic has ac­tu­ally come at last! Much will im­prove be­tween now and the Au­gust New Moon. For in­spi­ra­tion call 1900 950 020.

taurus

Apr 20 – May 20

The history books and news­pa­pers are full of man’s in­hu­man­ity to man. And we must not for­get man’s in­hu­man­ity to woman, woman’s in­hu­man­ity to woman and woman’s in­hu­man­ity to man! Although, in an odd way, the more we dwell on this, the more we stretch it out, the worse it gets. Those tales get doc­u­mented, not be­cause they are com­mon but be­cause they are so rare as to be re­mark­able, and thus worth record­ing. As you now plan the next phase of your fu­ture, don’t base this on a sorry as­sump­tion. Much will im­prove be­tween now and the Au­gust New Moon. For in­spi­ra­tion call 1900 950 020.

can­cer

Jun 21 – Jul 21

My lo­cal nov­elty shop sells ‘ joke lottery scratch cards’. Ev­ery sin­gle one of these is a win­ner. You can use them to trick your friends into think­ing that you have hit the jack­pot. For a mo­ment, un­til they re­alise that it is a spoof, they will be amazed. They cost just as much as a lottery ticket. And, some might ar­gue, while they don’t pro­duce much of a re­sult, at least it is a re­li­able one so it might be seen as bet­ter value for money! But though a real lottery win re­mains un­likely, you won’t have to fake good for­tune to­day. I’ve got im­por­tant news. To hear your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign pre­dic­tion. Call 1900 950 020.

virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

Be­tween the land of what we feel and the land of what we think, runs a river. In places, this is a nar­row stream. At times, it can re­sem­ble the kind of teem­ing tor­rent no fer­ry­boat cap­tain would ever brave. Oddly when­ever the chance of a cross­ing is re­mote, our hearts and heads agree, on one point at least. It is safer to aban­don all ef­fort to ne­go­ti­ate a pas­sage than risk drown­ing in a del­uge of mu­tual misun­der­stand­ing. You may feel you’re at such a point now but to­day you can cre­ate a re­li­able, if rick­ety bridge. This week’s Full Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

An­swers? The world is full of them! Ques­tions? Well, that’s the rea­son why there are so many an­swers. It’s all down to sup­ply and de­mand. As in any free- mar­ket econ­omy, there’s profit to be made by meet­ing a need. Thus the mat­ter of whether or not that need is be­ing prop­erly met, to a high stan­dard, is seem­ingly sec­ondary to the im­per­a­tive to pro­vide some­thing that looks, at least, as if it will play the part. Be sus­pi­cious, to­day, of an an­swer that you’re be­ing of­fered. You may get a bet­ter one if you ask a bet­ter ques­tion! Much will im­prove be­tween now and the Au­gust New Moon. For in­spi­ra­tion call 1900 950 020.

capricorn

Dec 2 1 - Jan 19

We are of­ten ad­vised not to sit on the fence. Wher­ever there’s a sit­u­a­tion that can be seen from more than one an­gle, we en­cour­age each other to take sides. Opin­ion poll­sters ac­knowl­edge that, no mat­ter what the ques­tion, there will al­ways be a num­ber of ‘ don’t- knows’ but those who give such an­swers are of­ten de­picted some­how, as fail­ures. No­body seems to see how brave and wise it can be to con­cede un­cer­tainty. All you need to know to­day, though, is that you can ben­e­fit, no mat­ter how things turn out. I’ve got im­por­tant news. To hear your spook­ily ac­cu­rate Moon- sign pre­dic­tion. Call 1900 950 020.

pisces

Feb 18 - Mar 19

You have to be nice to your­self. Well, OK then, You don’t have to. It is not oblig­a­tory. You break no law by fail­ing to fol­low such an in­struc­tion. You don’t even con­tra­vene a code. But if you’re not in­clined to be nice to your­self, how do you imag­ine you are ever go­ing to en­joy life? And what will in­spire you to be nice to oth­ers? And with­out such ges­tures to re­cip­ro­cate, what rea­son will oth­ers have to be nice to you? Not sure you know how to take this ad­vice? It’s easy. Sim­ply stop giv­ing your­self a hard time to­day! This week’s Full Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

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