Zodiac forecasts

Dear Jonathan, If one believes in an all- knowing Creator then, as everything is known already, no one has any control over their destiny. Even God has no power to change anything because everything must happen the way that God already knows. For free will to exist, there can be no all- knowing being. Thankfully, there’s no proof that such a God exists and there’s lots to suggest we make our own choices. Thomas. Dear Thomas, Ah but what if there is a God and all God knows is that the future is flexible, depending on what people choose?

aries

Mar 20 – Apr 19

Aren’t we all like members of a knitting club? Don’t we twist long yarns of unnerving narrative around imaginary needles in our minds? Slowly, we interweave fancy and fantasy to follow a predetermined pattern. We then wear this home- made garment so closely next to our own skin that it clings to our every contour, thus making it hard to tell the difference between where we begin and end, and where our worries start and finish. Happily, a thread is now working its way loose. Pull on it and a whole fabric of fear may yet unravel. I’ve got important news. To hear your spookily accurate Moon- sign prediction. Call 1900 950 020.

gemini

May 21 – Jun 20

It is better, surely, to have no idea about how to answer a question, than to be completely clear and confident but, unfortunately also, wrong. It is a shame that we feel ashamed of uncertainty. We should all of us learn to look others squarely in the eye, smile bravely and say ‘ I’m sorry, I haven’t a clue.’ That would surely be a welcome alternative to the present prevalent practice of showering one another with an endless tirade of ill- informed opinions and arrogant assumptions. Be at the vanguard of human evolution today! This week’s Full Moon has a powerful message for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

leo

Jul 22 – Aug 22

We are edging ever closer towards a Full Moon in your opposite sign. Some even say that technically, this Full Moon is a ‘ Blue Moon’. If there’s any once- in- a- lifetime experience you’re hoping to have - or some rare and unusual menace that you’d like to be decisively rescued from, the odds of such a miracle are slightly higher than you might reasonably consider yourself entitled to expect. Especially so if part of what you’re hoping for includes a generous gesture on behalf of someone you closely interact with. Much will improve between now and the August New Moon. For inspiration call 1900 950 020.

libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

Isn’t it about time you grew up? Shouldn’t you be acting your age? Don’t you have a responsibility to accept the inevitable and embrace the obvious? There. I have just effectively asked you four questions. It was a test. If you answered ‘ No’ to each and every one of these, well done! For every ‘ yes’ that you proffered, albeit reluctantly, you can consider yourself in need of a good talking to! The big blessing that the sky confers on every Libran is the ability to stay young and defy time! Don’t squander your birthright today! I’ve got important news. To hear your spookily accurate Moon- sign prediction. Call 1900 950 020.

sagittarius

Nov 20 - Dec 20

Shouldn’t you be following a strict timetable? Is there not a risk, of things happening in the wrong order? Doesn’t success depend on a delicately balanced interaction between sensitive situations? Some might think so but you, and all who share your sign, understand that any effort to control the cosmos is doomed to failure. You have to be like a surfer, reacting spontaneously to each newly arising wave, even if this means that once in a while you get wet! Today though, you’re set to ride high and emerge dry! This week’s Full Moon has a powerful message for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 17

The Moon is already looking very big. It will soon be full in your sign. And, because it is the second Full Moon in July, some say that makes it a Blue Moon. So, how powerful do you feel? How influential? How capable of getting what you want, winning what you enter and beating what you don’t want to be beaten by? If it seems, to you, as if miracles may now be possible, triumphs may be attainable and long dreamed of possibilities are arising, that may be because the time for such magic has actually come at last! Much will improve between now and the August New Moon. For inspiration call 1900 950 020.

taurus

Apr 20 – May 20

The history books and newspapers are full of man’s inhumanity to man. And we must not forget man’s inhumanity to woman, woman’s inhumanity to woman and woman’s inhumanity to man! Although, in an odd way, the more we dwell on this, the more we stretch it out, the worse it gets. Those tales get documented, not because they are common but because they are so rare as to be remarkable, and thus worth recording. As you now plan the next phase of your future, don’t base this on a sorry assumption. Much will improve between now and the August New Moon. For inspiration call 1900 950 020.

cancer

Jun 21 – Jul 21

My local novelty shop sells ‘ joke lottery scratch cards’. Every single one of these is a winner. You can use them to trick your friends into thinking that you have hit the jackpot. For a moment, until they realise that it is a spoof, they will be amazed. They cost just as much as a lottery ticket. And, some might argue, while they don’t produce much of a result, at least it is a reliable one so it might be seen as better value for money! But though a real lottery win remains unlikely, you won’t have to fake good fortune today. I’ve got important news. To hear your spookily accurate Moon- sign prediction. Call 1900 950 020.

virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

Between the land of what we feel and the land of what we think, runs a river. In places, this is a narrow stream. At times, it can resemble the kind of teeming torrent no ferryboat captain would ever brave. Oddly whenever the chance of a crossing is remote, our hearts and heads agree, on one point at least. It is safer to abandon all effort to negotiate a passage than risk drowning in a deluge of mutual misunderstanding. You may feel you’re at such a point now but today you can create a reliable, if rickety bridge. This week’s Full Moon has a powerful message for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.

scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

Answers? The world is full of them! Questions? Well, that’s the reason why there are so many answers. It’s all down to supply and demand. As in any free- market economy, there’s profit to be made by meeting a need. Thus the matter of whether or not that need is being properly met, to a high standard, is seemingly secondary to the imperative to provide something that looks, at least, as if it will play the part. Be suspicious, today, of an answer that you’re being offered. You may get a better one if you ask a better question! Much will improve between now and the August New Moon. For inspiration call 1900 950 020.

capricorn

Dec 2 1 - Jan 19

We are often advised not to sit on the fence. Wherever there’s a situation that can be seen from more than one angle, we encourage each other to take sides. Opinion pollsters acknowledge that, no matter what the question, there will always be a number of ‘ don’t- knows’ but those who give such answers are often depicted somehow, as failures. Nobody seems to see how brave and wise it can be to concede uncertainty. All you need to know today, though, is that you can benefit, no matter how things turn out. I’ve got important news. To hear your spookily accurate Moon- sign prediction. Call 1900 950 020.

pisces

Feb 18 - Mar 19

You have to be nice to yourself. Well, OK then, You don’t have to. It is not obligatory. You break no law by failing to follow such an instruction. You don’t even contravene a code. But if you’re not inclined to be nice to yourself, how do you imagine you are ever going to enjoy life? And what will inspire you to be nice to others? And without such gestures to reciprocate, what reason will others have to be nice to you? Not sure you know how to take this advice? It’s easy. Simply stop giving yourself a hard time today! This week’s Full Moon has a powerful message for you. It can change your life. Call 1900 950 020.