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Hello, dearest one,

I am BRUTYAN from Armenia. Permit me to contact you in this manner.

I want to solicit your great assistant to help me claim my late father inheritance consignment box worthy huge amount of money, deposited in storage house in oversea.

For more details please contact me immediately. Miss. Brutyan Armenuhi. Armenia Republic. Via email

ED Greetings from oversea, Brutyan. We’d be delighted to offer our assistant in locating Mr Armenuhi’s box. Will it fit into the boot of a 1987 Holden Commodore VL Turbo?