BLOODY FUNNY

Kevin Bloody Wilson is in town this weekend with a show delivering more of his popular rude and crude Aussie humour.

Definitely a show for the over 18s only.

The Kevin Bloody Wilson Farewell Tour, tonight from 7pm at the Parkwood Tavern, tickets $59, moshtix.com.au

tomorrow noon-5pm. Tickets $40 with proceeds to the National Breast Cancer Foundation.

Dragon Boat Racing Fundraiser, Coomera: If you have a team or want to come down and join in on the Dragonboat fun, register now. Participation fee $20. No experience necessary. The day also includes food stalls with free entry for those that are not racing. On today 9am-4pm at the Regatta Waters Coomera Lake.

Robbie McEwen Granfondo, Nerang: A mass-participation recreational cycling event through the Gold Coast Hinterland. Cost is $80$130 depending on the course chosen from 60km, 100km or 150km. On tomorrow. More details at: www.robbiesgranfondo.com.au

Arundel Park Riding for Disabled Open Day, Coombabah: A variety of different events including pony rides, sausage sizzle, face painting, cake and book stalls, and raffle prices. On today 10am-2pm at Arundel Park Riding for Disabled, 387 Brisbane Road.