MELISSA RICH, MAIN BEACH
Queensland and here to help. Here is the Prime Minister’s urgent homework:
Withdraw from the UN slushfund which is the Paris Agreement scam.
Use this money to set up nuclear power plants around the nation.
Use this power to build big dams on our northern rivers, then pump the water through the ranges to be piped south into pastoral and agricultural areas.
Buy nuclear submarines from the Yanks, with kindred weapons systems.
Pay the perfidious French off, and use this money to get farmers get back up to scratch.
Bin the Snowy 2.0 unfeasible nonsense, and use this money on better faster railways.
Stop flooding the cities with migrants, especially those sans skills or English.
Make immigrants wait for welfare handouts, and welfare for two kids only.
Oh, and dismantle the ridiculous wind and solar toy sets. Use them for artificial reefs. The Greenies can count fish. They love counting.
There you go ScoMo, this will be a good start for you. We will all watch your progress with this homework whilst sharpening our polling pencils.
KEN ALLEN, SOUTHPORT
WHAT next for Greta Thunberg in the accolade stakes?
An honorary doctorate from the planet’s top universities in the science of uncontrolled bs?
Most likely. The world is now that crazy.
DAVID HALL, COOMBABAH
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