TODAY’S BEST TEXT
What a great idea, water restrictions commenced last night and it started to rain, best Christmas gift ever. Thank God, Perko
for action and adventure? They got it.”
Jails are supposed to separate the good guys from the bad guys , and make them suffer for their crimes. Instead they are holiday resorts they look forward to return to after a hard stint outside. Zodiac
How long have we had a Southport West and exactly where is it? BB, Arundel
Donald Trump is right as Greta has certainly failed her anger management course. Ozman
That little grunting Greta will end up a very rich little socialist by the time she reaches 21 and nothing will have changed. Now get back to work. Simon
How good is voting in England. Not compulsory, and first past the post wins – no poxy preferences to haggle over. RBE
It’s a toss up weather you have Jacki Tradd or Craig Gore looking after people’s super.
Do they drug test cricketers? Seems weird all this twitching and chewing gum stuff. Kev
Nothing screams “government incompetence” louder than a school running short of drinking water (GCB, 13/12). We have plenty of boss-level public servants paid $500,000 a year or more. Let’s start sacking them until their “service” improves dramatically. Shano
Men won’t commit? Men commit to companionship, happiness, an affordable sustainable life plan and a partner who commits to teamwork. Smart men don’t commit to unsustainable chaos. Sorry about that! Max
The Hinze Dam is at 85% capacity so why is there talk of Gold Coast water restrictions? Surely at 85% during the current drought GC has demonstrated continued frugal water usage. GC of Gaven
Indigeneous people could do nothing about drought and bushfires no matter how well they managed country. Mother nature is running the show. Ron, Runaway Bay
The great David Warner. Not so great against quality opposition. JWH
Penalising junior football teams for winning by too many points is ludicrous, and just the latest step towards promoting mediocity, like non-competitive matches.