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What a delight ... just dawdling around my local GC supermarket, knowing my chances of contracting the ‘black death’ is now only miniscule in my hometown ... unlike many other locations in the grips of a second wave in infections. Take a bow Qld! to see how effective they would be. Are governments going to pretend this isn’t happening like they did with Nazi Germany and Japan in the 1930s? JB

Note to Amanda on 7 Gold Coast news, there is no ‘G’ in luxury. Think LUX soap. P

Will someone please give us some clarity! Are the borders closed it not? Are flights grounded or not? Do paper masks prevent the flu or not? Is this a pandemic killing people or not? Why are some people travelling and merely doing whatever they want while others aren’t allowed to? Classic Australia ... haves and have nots.

Paul Weston asks if Palm Beach can cope with potential growth? With his projected population growth ... how on earth can the Transport Minister advocate for reducing lanes on the GC Hwy to accommodate the light rail? The number of cars will not decrease so this major road will be permanently gridlocked. There is your answer Paul ... NO! Concerned, PB

LS, I’m an advocate for healthy eating and whole foods. So every one of the millions of dead or sick victims of this plague ate pizza, hamburgers or other rubbish for every meal? I think not. You are a self-satisfied egotist. Grannie annie

Close Victorian airports. No one can get in. No one can get out. Simple.

LSD, if you think a healthy immune system is a protection against catching COVID, you’re still trippen. Your wacky opinions are dangerous. Maid in Miami (NOT Marian)

Victoria “The place to be”. Their number plates say it all. The Archaeologist

That poor woman staying at Voco with room service at taxpayers expense worried about if her room has been cleaned properly. Could someone give her some cleaning products. She must be bored senseless to have such a whinge. Johnbrew

The two 18-year-olds who burned the houseboat should have to pay restitution, no matter how long it takes! Stan, Tallebudgera

Love the banter in Chatroom but people starting to go a bit stir crazy and playing the man more than playing the ball. You don’t have to agree, but play nice. Aunty