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THE FUNNIEST THINGS CELEBS SAID THIS YEAR

“There’s a lot of plastic in supermarkets.”

Schapelle Corby on what surprised her most about Australia when she finally returned to her homeland after 10 years in a Bali prison.

“Receiving the Order of Australia is a HUGE deal. And despite what I tell anyone who’ll listen, Hugh Jackman is one of the finest, kindest, hardest working, generous and most talented people I’ve had the privilege to call my friend. None of this changes the unfortunate fact he’s a complete bastard.”

Ryan Reynolds offers congrats on Instagram.

“I started crying and just messed it up. She was clearly a fan and I ruined it. And she’s like, ‘Hey, this is uncomfortable now. I thought you’d be cool. You’re not cool. Bye’.”

Game of Thrones’ Emilia Clarke on meeting her heroine Beyoncé at an Oscars afterparty.

“I don’t even remember the wedding. Again, I was drunk most of the time.”

Eva Longoria on having one drink too many at pal Kim Kardashian’s wedding to Kris Humphries.

“It was the best half an hour of my life. I pole danced on a bus with Celine Dion!”

Crazy Rich Asians star Gemma Chan on her surreal Met Gala afterparty experience.

“She can go f--k herself.”

Aussie film doyen Jacki Weaver on Anjelica Huston after the US star appeared to criticise Weaver’s new movie, Poms.

“He’s cancelled!”

A furious Amanda Keller after refusing to interview Russell Crowe on her radio show when the Gladiator star said he’d only come on if she agreed to play his new song.