Calgary Herald

BEAR FACTS

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We all know Ted is the worstbehav­ed bear around. Here’s how other furballs rate — one being tame and five being badass:

YOGI BEAR

Guilty of: Tormenting Ranger Smith, pilfering “pic- a- nic baskets.”

Rating: 4

THE JUNGLE BOOK’S BALOO

Guilty of: Sleepiness, calling everyone “little britches.”

Rating: 3

WINNIE THE POOH

Guilty of: Stealing hunny, getting caught in doorways of houses that don’t belong to him.

Rating: 2

FOZZIE BEAR

Guilty of: Bad jokes, ignoring those who ask him to stop telling bad jokes.

Rating: 1

SMOKEY BEAR

Guilty of: Trying to prevent forest fires, pointing at people.

Rating: 0.5 ( it’s rude to point)

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