BEAR FACTS
We all know Ted is the worstbehaved bear around. Here’s how other furballs rate — one being tame and five being badass:
YOGI BEAR
Guilty of: Tormenting Ranger Smith, pilfering “pic- a- nic baskets.”
Rating: 4
THE JUNGLE BOOK’S BALOO
Guilty of: Sleepiness, calling everyone “little britches.”
Rating: 3
WINNIE THE POOH
Guilty of: Stealing hunny, getting caught in doorways of houses that don’t belong to him.
Rating: 2
FOZZIE BEAR
Guilty of: Bad jokes, ignoring those who ask him to stop telling bad jokes.
Rating: 1
SMOKEY BEAR
Guilty of: Trying to prevent forest fires, pointing at people.
Rating: 0.5 ( it’s rude to point)