AND NOW THIS

Eschew all previously mentioned products and treatments for this latest anti-aging trend: Prevent wrinkles by... not moving your face. (Apparently Victoria Beckham and Kim K. are practitioners; they limit smiling to their eyes.) Before you commit, consider: To perform this method, you must withhold reactions to scenarios including, but not limited to, Justin Bieber’s decision to dye his hair bleach blond, a chance encounter with Brad Pitt and discovering that your fave facialist has quit without leaving any contact information. Best of luck! ■