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GHOSTFACE WANTS MARTIN SHKRELI TO GIVE ONCE UPON A TIME IN SHAOLIN TO THE PEOPLE
Cappadonna wants Shkreli to give him $3,000 that he may or may not be able to pay back.
WEIRD AL NAMED MUSICAL DIRECTOR/CO-HOST OF COMEDY BANG! BANG!
How many food-related musical segues is too many? We’ll soon find out.
TEEN RAPPER OFFERS MIXTAPE TO COP AS I.D. INSTEAD OF DRIVER’S LICENSE
Bad advice from his “What Would Kanye Do?” bracelet.
BOWIE TURNED DOWN COLDPLAY COLLAB BECAUSE IT WAS “NOT A GOOD SONG.”
“We can do that?” asked a surprised Beyoncé.
BURTON CUMMINGS INDUCTED INTO CANADIAN MUSIC HALL OF FAME.
Randy Bachman also honoured for a lifetime of unnecessary guitar noodling while people are talking.