Medicine Hat News

Energetic Brooks, TV comedy and Kenney, the next premier

- Bruce Penton is assistant managing editor of the News. Contact him at bpenton@medicineha­tnews.com Bruce Penton

Paradise Valley Golf Club has an intereting promotion relating to Medicine Hat’s summer weather. If The Weather Network’s current temperatur­e shows 33 degrees or warmer at check-in time, green fees are half price. Now that’s what you’d call a hot deal . ... Still with the heat, is it fear mongering or the truth contained in the movie ‘An Inconvenie­nt Sequel: Truth to Power’ about Climate Change. In the movie, Al Gore says without steps to stem the heating of our earth, temperatur­es could reach as high as 74 C (165 F). Many of us won’t be around to worry about it, but if Gore is right, heaven help our future generation­s . ... Garth Brooks must have a lot of stamina as well as a lot of money. The country singer must rent a Brinks truck to haul away the loot from Calgary after adding five early September shows to satisfy his legions of fans . ... Federal Conservati­ve Party of Canada leader

Andrew Scheer has a brother-in-law who twice ran for the New Democrats in Saskatoon. Boy, those discussion­s around the kitchen table during family gatherings must be interestin­g . ... A State Farm survey said 26 per cent of Canadians over the age of 85 want to hold on to their driver’s licence. In many cases, there is little in the way of alternativ­e transporta­tion unless one is lucky enough to have a family member or neighbour at their beck and call . ... The Brian Jean campaign for leadership of the United Conservati­ve Party may be playing subliminal games with its press releases. One arrived in our inbox the other day tagged “Brain Jean Campaign.” In the innermost sanctums of our brains, we’re being led to think Jean is the one with the most intelligen­ce. Or maybe it was just a silly spelling mistake . ... Cypress Medicine Hat MLA Drew

Barnes coming out in support of Jason

Kenney’s leadership is more than just an endorsemen­t for the UPC front-runner. It’s securing a high-ranking position for Barnes in the almost-guaranteed Kenney government two years from now. Political favours are rarely forgotten . ... Once again, I enjoyed Dairy Queen’s Miracle Treat Day last week. DQ annually makes donations to the Alberta Children’s Hospital Foundation, based on sales of Blizzard treats that day. If you can support a good cause and at the same time enjoy a delicious ice cream treat, why wouldn’t you? As if I need a reason to enjoy some ice cream . ... Can’t decide who is more prolific at just making stuff up: My sixyear-old grandson or Donald Trump. ... Jason Kenney says it’s “Liberal politicize­d language” to refer to ‘carbon pricing’ instead of his preferred ‘carbon tax.’ Said Kenney: “A price is a value, something you’re prepared to pay voluntaril­y in exchange for goods or services.” My take is this: If the ‘carbon tax’ is used for what it’s intended, and our planet as a result is protected from overheatin­g, I’d say that’s a pretty good exchange. That’s a big ‘if’ of course . ... A regular complaint from people who don’t like Justin Trudeau is the way he speaks, peppering his verbiage with too many ‘uh’ sounds and other hesitation­s. But take it from somebody who has battled a lifelong stuttering problem, I’m more interested in what is being said than how it is being said . ... Shoutout to Tony

Ambrosio, who to me on a golf course is like a rabbit’s foot, a lucky horseshoe and a four-leaf clover, all rolled into one. Maybe I’ll take him along when I make my next Lotto Max purchase . ... Candice Henson, chair of the committee which staged the recently completed Canadian Little League championsh­ips, is getting many welldeserv­ed plaudits for the success of the 10-day event, but Candice will probably be the first to say the committee and dozens of volunteers were the ones really responsibl­e for how things went. It always amazes me to see what can be accomplish­ed if nobody cares who gets the credit . ... Every time I stop at a traffic light in Medicine Hat, I think of the unfortunat­e drivers in other cities who don’t have the terrific sensor or metal detection systems used in the Gas City . ... Wasn’t the word ‘Nazi’ in headlines supposed to have ended in 1945? ... Speaking of Donald Trump, the late-night comedy guys are having a field day bashing the American president, who’s been a pretty easy target lately. The writing staffs of Stephen

Colbert and Seth Meyers, especially, have been brilliant . ... Why can’t Canada have a late-night talk-variety show along the lines of Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel and Myers? ... Every time I type the word ‘Myers’ I think of the terrific and prolific work done by local photograph­er Dwayne Myers, who loves taking photos (see above) and loves sending them to us. And we love receiving them . ... Brad Wall, the guy many people thought would be the successor to Stephen Harper, is leaving politics and Jason Kenney, another potential Harper replacemen­t in Ottawa, is on the verge of becoming premier of Alberta. I know we’re getting ahead of ourselves a bit, but c’mon, Kenney’s a lock to win the UCP leadership in October and the united right-wing UCP is a lock to win the next provincial election. Right? If that doesn’t happen, I’ll eat a whole plate of barbecued ribs . ... For balance purposes, we’re looking for a guest columnist whose views lean slightly (or dramatical­ly) to the right, because a good chunk of our editorial page offerings, much of it out of our control, tilt a little left. If you lean to the right and have a way with words, and don’t mind dealing with some possible criticism along the way, give me a shout via email at the address below. Politician­s need not apply (Drew Barnes, I’m talking to you.) ...People who drink in moderation live longer than teetotaler­s, says Dr. Gifford Jones our Monday columnist. Wonder how many people clipped out that column and showed it to a loved one? ... Little League championsh­ips are over, Mavericks season ended after the second playoff round, but local sports fans won’t be starving for long because the Tigers season is just getting under way . ... Headline that makes you go ‘yikes’: “Putin more trusted than Trump.”

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