PREDATORY GLAMOUR
Real Housewives chic includes sharks, sparkles and lots of bling
“That one is the Grand Dame — who is actually a boy — and right behind him are Beyoncé and the girls,” Monique Samuels, one of the The Real Housewives of Potomac, explains while gliding through the dining room of her nearly 12,000-square-foot home in fuzzy slippers. Samuels might sound as though she’s announcing celebrity arrivals on the red carpet, but she’s actually naming the inhabitants of her home’s shark tank, which serves as a dramatic divide between the kitchen and dining room.
“It’s a predator tank,” she says watching a horn shark and a snowflake eel slither around, “so they don’t eat each other.”
When she and her husband, former all-pro Redskins lineman Chris Samuels, purchased the home, which is nestled on four acres in Potomac, Md., she declared that a shark tank had to be worked into the budget.
“It was the very first thing I wanted when we bought the house,” she said.
Samuels joined the cast of The Real Housewives of Potomac for the show’s second season in 2017. Right from the start, real estate was central to her TV narrative. On one of her first episodes, tempers flared when she spoke about how many houses she and her husband owned — it was five at the time, now two are on the market. But away from the shark tank of reality TV, there’s no arguing that Samuels knows the real estate world.
Before she let millions of viewers — and their judgment — into her homes, she was the one inspecting houses. Samuels worked for a mortgage company in Landover, Md., and then started her own real estate appraisal business. Her husband, who retired from the NFL in 2010, also worked in the industry, developing property in his home state of Alabama. Samuels worked alongside him there and managed their properties in the Washington area, including a townhouse in Ashburn, Va., near the Redskins’ training facility they rented to former Washington quarterback Kirk Cousins — who, Samuels says, was a “model tenant.”
Armed with her professional knowledge, she embarked on a search for a new home that lasted more than a year — trading in Vienna, Va., for Potomac in 2016.
“One thing I loved about this house was that it was move-in ready. It really was — just not for me,” she says laughing. “People would walk in and say, ‘This is a nice house, but why did you pick it? It’s so rustic. It’s not you.’ Everything was green and yellow and brown, and the floors were unfinished. But I had a vision. I knew I could do something with it.”
The three-storey cedar, stone and shingle house was custombuilt in 2008 by the original owners.
In the open-plan living and dining rooms, Samuels installed dramatic light fixtures in more modern metals, and hung a bubble chair inspired by the Standard Hotel in Hollywood’s decor. “I like everything that sparkles and blings,” Samuels says of her home’s revitalized decor.
To execute the more glamorous look Samuels was after, she teamed with her longtime interior designer, Chad Alan, and started toning down the house’s log-cabin-chic vibe by painting the exposed wood beams platinum and staining the black walnut floors. In the openplan living and dining rooms, they installed dramatic light fixtures in more modern metals, hung a bubble chair inspired by the Standard Hotel in Hollywood’s decor, had a wine rack and Spades table custom-made, incorporated a few affordable pieces from Wayfair and HomeGoods, and reworked furniture from their Vienna home. A grey leather sectional, accented by silver, purple and blue throw pillows, which had been in their basement, was installed in the living room and dictated the colour scheme.
Designed for a woman or not, there’s no denying that the house is often filled with women, especially when the cameras are rolling. The third season of the show is now airing on Bravo. And although the cast is not currently filming, Samuels’ house still looks cameraready, without a single toy or stray shoe in sight.
“I hate clutter. I don’t want to see toys. I want people to come over and say, ‘What? You have kids here?’“Samuels says, pointing to the children’s playroom, along with hiding places for toys all over the house, such as the barely visible cubbies in the kitchen and ottomans with storage inside.
Although the house is big enough to double as a boutique hotel — with six bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, an elevator, a twostorey kitchen that boasts an island the size of a California king, and a tub in the master bath carved from a giant boulder — there is an intimacy to the area where the family sleeps. The couple’s young children, Christopher and Milani, who have their own Finding Nemo version of their parents’ fish tank, are bunked together next to the master suite.
Samuels says her son has his eye on the in-law quarters downstairs but hopes her kids will want to share for a while longer. In the master bedroom, Samuels points out that she and her husband share a closet, which they ’ve done since they moved in together. “I have most of it, but we share!” she says, surrounded by boxes of clothes flown in from Australia, shoe racks arranged by brand and brightly coloured designer handbags.
Every few years, the couple also shares intimate moments in front of the camera, which Samuels calls their “sexy photo shoots.” She says the photographs (more PG-13 than NC-17) stay up during Housewives filming. “They don’t ask us to change a thing when they start filming. They want to see what’s authentic to you. I know people have their opinion of reality TV, and I don’t know how other shows function, but our show is real. It really is. They’ll call us and say ‘What’s on your schedule this week?’ And then they just follow us around. They come to wherever we are going to be. It’s all pretty natural, down to the houses.”
Although the producers don’t change much in the home, Samuels did feel the pressure to have her new house looking immaculate when the cast started shooting season 3.
“I’m a perfectionist, I really am,” she says. “It was stressful last year for me going into filming, because the week we moved in, they were shooting, and I was, like, ‘I need to have my house done!’”
The interiors were complete by that point, but the backyard needed work, especially because her husband’s 40th birthday was looming and there were plans for a big party.
A massive hot tub next to the pool and landscaping in the back yard were installed just before the festivities.
Chris’s take on the Potomac place? “I thought it looked fine when we bought it. I could have just moved right in. But it does look much better now,” he adds, grinning at his wife.