BASSBALL?

An unusual string quartet, composed entirely of four double-bass violins, decided to record their music. They booked a recording session at a studio, but at the appointed time, only three of the quartet’s musicians showed up. Rather than waste the appointment, those who were there decided to record anyway. Surprisingly, their CD was a huge success! The music critics were positively astounded, but not being sport fans, they’d never heard of a three bass hit before. Arthur Stone, Windsor