Funnyman Letterman isn’t laughing at Trump’s tricks
David Letterman has been off the Late Show for nearly two years, and during that time he has apparently been bursting to offer his opinion on a few topics, especially his old friend “Trumpy.”
He got the chance with a wideranging New York Magazine interview, during which Letterman talked about everything from the president’s Twitter habits to Jimmy Fallon’s infamous hair-mussing interview to the line of questioning he would use on President Donald Trump if he had the chance.
The former late-night host and the president have some history, given that Trump was on Letterman’s show a number of times, and the late-night host loved to needle the businessman.
During one interview in 2012, Letterman put Trump in the hot seat by pointing out that a lot of Trump clothing is made in China — a country Trump had just been complaining about, saying it would inevitably surpass the United States as the world economic leader.
In the New York interview, Letterman talked about how he shied away from politics during his early years. He was taking a cue from Johnny Carson, the Tonight Show host who vowed never to talk about Vietnam, he explained. But then Jon Stewart came along.
“He made it so that not doing political stuff got to be the elephant in the room,” Letterman said.
These days, Letterman thinks late-night hosts have an obligation to take on Trump, though he didn’t go so far as to throw the current Tonight Show host under the bus.
“I don’t want to criticize Jimmy Fallon, but I can only tell you what I would have done in that situation: I would have gone to work on Trump,” Letterman said.
“I would just start with a list,” he said. “‘You did this. You did that. Don’t you feel stupid for having done that, Don? And who’s this goon Steve Bannon, and why do you want a white supremacist as one of your advisers? Come on, Don, we both know you’re lying. Now, stop it.’”
The comedian was particularly irked by the way the president attacked civil rights activist Rep. John Lewis on Twitter.
“In addition to every other thing that’s wrong with the Trump, he’s ignorant in a way that’s insulting to the office, insulting to America, insulting to human rights, insulting to civil rights, insulting to John Lewis,” Letterman rattled off.
“Trump saying that broke my heart. I thought, ‘You stupid son of a b----. You ought to have known better than that.’”
Letterman may be fired up, but fans shouldn’t get their hopes up for a return to television. The former host insists he doesn’t have any interest in returning to late night.
After 30 years in the business, he’s just over it. Plus, he admitted, “the truth is I can’t stay up that late.”